Ewbie Doo

Ewbie Doo

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Followers
81
Account age
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Known for

The man who excels at tearing things down wants to build a lasting monument. A reflection of everything he stands for. A golden ballroom, a hollow and gaudy echo chamber. The Epstein Ballroom. #USPol #EpsteinBallroom10 views The man who excels at tearing things down wants to build a lasting monument. A reflection of everything he stands for. A golden ballroom, a hollow and gaudy echo chamber. The Epstein Ballroom. #USPol #EpsteinBallroom Time for a treat. It's been a day.2 views Time for a treat. It's been a day. Am running an experiment on Facebook to see if anyone can even see me posting about the Fediverse. I have low expectations. Facebook seems to know how much I loathe and despite it.1 views Am running an experiment on Facebook to see if anyone can even see me posting about the Fediverse. I have low expectations. Facebook seems to know how much I loathe and despite it. I did a search for "The Epstein Ballroom" and Google instantly knew what I was referring to. :) #EpsteinBallroom1 views I did a search for "The Epstein Ballroom" and Google instantly knew what I was referring to. :) #EpsteinBallroom

📊 Post engagement

4
Avg engagement / post
4.9%
Engagement vs followers
Sep 2025
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: It's great to see the NYT posting so many articles about the dep · 14 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.4 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 4 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.2×
Follows 65 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post It's great to see the NYT posting so many articles about the depraved state of the US govt right now, but I still can't share their articles. I still see their masthead and think to myself, "NYT is a big reason we got here in the first place". They played both sides of the stree… ★ 14
Am running an experiment on Facebook to see if anyone can even see me posting about the Fediverse. I have low expectations. Facebook seems to know how much I loathe and despite it. ★ 1 Been a while since I been posting here. Have been focused on my photography account, and not so much the real world. Reality is always something of a struggle for me. ★ 2 The Fediverse is testing me lately. Can no longer upload videos to my peertube account, no idea why that's been disabled. Sorry I can't share my aurora time-lapses anymore. My favourite Android app for the Fediverse (FediLab) has stopped … ★ 1 Does Melania still exist? ★ 1 Never really understood when people say things like 'Political violence has no place in America" because it looks to me that it's ALL ABOUT the violence and pretty much started with violence. Seems like a meek response to a very real exist… ★ 3 I just cannot wait for pumpkin face to get wind of what everyone is calling this gilded folly. It will make him so pissed off. I just hope he first hears about it on FOX News so he can sack someone over there for being the messenger. ★ 1 I did a search for "The Epstein Ballroom" and Google instantly knew what I was referring to. :) #EpsteinBallroom ★ 1 The man who excels at tearing things down wants to build a lasting monument. A reflection of everything he stands for. A golden ballroom, a hollow and gaudy echo chamber. The Epstein Ballroom. #USPol #EpsteinBallroom ★ 10 New spy device just dropped. Designed to monitor enshittification at the most intimate level. Resistance is futile. Let it go, let it flow. @pluralistic https://mastodon.cloud/@slashdot/115408930954766836 ★ 2 Time for a treat. It's been a day. ★ 2 You are allowed to be cranky. ★ 6

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
social.lol
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Sep 2025
An established account with real history on the platform.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2025.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.4× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

72/100 Good
  • Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~4.9% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
Est. authentic audience
92%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Definitely not a photographer in Melbourne. That would be silly. #HomeAssistant #AsahiLinux #Nordlys #Auroras #Kanelbullar #Melbourne #Pusheen

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Am running an experiment on Facebook to see if anyone can even see me posting about the Fediverse. I have low expectations. Facebook seems to know how much I loathe and despite it. I did a search for "The Epstein Ballroom" and Google instantly knew what I was referring to. :) #EpsteinBallroom The man who excels at tearing things down wants to build a lasting monument. A reflection of everything he stands for. A golden ballroom, a hollow and gaudy echo chamber. The Epstein Ballroom. #USPol #EpsteinBallroom Time for a treat. It's been a day.

🔀 Audience overlap

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