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You know what would really be a big thing and perhaps change my attitude toward Walmart in a big way?
If they were to install solar panels over every one of their parking lots and rooftops and use that to power their stores and to power th…
RE: https://mastodon.social/@kottke/117005046409604700
Not the climate change hero I expected, but I'll take whatever constructive effort I can get at this point. *waves around at the flames*
I wonder how long it takes the village of L'anse to clean the spider web off its webcam.
https://mastodon.social/@Livelakesuperior/117001454679607846
Gee, Jensen Huang, this will be such a reassurance to all the people who lost their jobs because AI took over all the tasks constituting their jobs.
Ugh. Stupid techbro is stupid.
"Nvidia’s Jensen Huang says AI is killing tasks, not jobs—a…
If you read this article, clock how long it takes to figure out in which state this occurred; clock how long it takes to figure out at which university this happened.
Ditto for the underlying report - how long to identify the state and sch…
Oh gods...
"French wildfire created country's 1st recorded pyrocumulonimbus cloud, igniting more fires"
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/french-wildfire-created-countrys-1st-recorded-pyrocumulonimbus-cloud-igniting-more-fires
RE: https://flipboard.com/@npr/world-news-fqv71h77z/-/a-JuyZnhXCQr6APvNgLK-Yaw%3Aa%3A3195441-%2F0
Damn it. NPR finally edited the headline to fix the typo in "chees" to "cheese" but they didn't fix the headline to agree with the article. I…
RE: https://mstdn.social/@Mediagazer/116992635289523473
Finally. Some other network found a way to elevate their placement. FOX is always far too high and prominent on YouTubeTV and I can't kill the damned thing.
*scoff*
Or the dramatic drop in price means investors have
- realized the massive liability exposure Musk's AI poses, including CSAM generation;
- have more smarts than the investment bank(s) that put this IPO together.
https://www.bloombe…
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