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Knowing that this recent weekend would include a pretty intense car ride with two cats and that the week preceding it was going to be an absolute tire fire at work, Past Me scheduled a PTO day for #today and also managed to book a #massage! Current Me is now happily trapped at home under this #cat and enjoying a cup of #coffee while I wait for my appointment. I feel pretty good about this decision
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I've been thinking about publishing some writing for a while now. It's happening! I published my first real post today! I'm taking a memoir class. Please subscribe if you like memoirs and AuDHD discoveries.
https://fernbuilds.substack.com/p/sense
#Today #WritingCommunity #memoir #writing #AuDHD #ADHD #Autism
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Well I'm only 2 feet in and my caulk gun has dropped the tube 3 times. This is a brand new fancy "construction grade" dripless caulk gun and its new home is this trash box.
Yes, I know how to use caulk guns. Thanks for letting me vent.
#today #DIY
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Let's do SpaceX next and see if we can get him to just stay gone
#musk #tesla #doge
📊 Post engagement
7
Avg engagement / post
1.4%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Three Good Things: 1. I'm so grateful for my team, who was able · 11 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.63 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 6 text · 3 image · 3 video.
Follower / following
1.4×
Follows 364 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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#baseball #poll
A poll: you're watching a baseball game. You don't know either of the teams or have any attachment to any of the players.
A batter steps up to the plate. Do you root for: (feel free to explain why in the comments)
Let's do SpaceX next and see if we can get him to just stay gone
#musk #tesla #doge
Knowing that this recent weekend would include a pretty intense car ride with two cats and that the week preceding it was going to be an absolute tire fire at work, Past Me scheduled a PTO day for #today and also managed to book a #massage…
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Hard day #today. Work has been Quite A Lot for a year and the team's hem is starting to fray.
I don't know what else to say other than if you are also existentially exhausted and tired of being in a meat grinder of someone else's making, I…
UPDATE!!!
!!!
It turns out that this model has a kind of "safety" that is what makes dripless caulk guns dripless. If you let up on the squeeze before it's clicked into the next ratchet, it backs off in the interest of not spooging caulk e…
Well I'm only 2 feet in and my caulk gun has dropped the tube 3 times. This is a brand new fancy "construction grade" dripless caulk gun and its new home is this trash box.
Yes, I know how to use caulk guns. Thanks for letting me vent.
#…
Good morning! Today I've got the crown molding of three rooms and two hallways to caulk. The thing that will sustain my morale as I work overhead for much of the day is the visible struggle on the hardware store guy's face when I asked him…
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I've been thinking about publishing some writing for a while now. It's happening! I published my first real post today! I'm taking a memoir class. Please subscribe if you like memoirs and AuDHD discoveries.
https://fernbuilds.substack.com/…
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SHER
LOCKED
#RomanceAFictionalCharacter
#HashTagGames
Autotuna casserole
#PetPeeveAFood
#HashTagGames
"Trash Into Me" by the Dave Matthews Band
#TossASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames
Let's do SpaceX next and see if we can get him to just stay gone
#musk #tesla #doge
Knowing that this recent weekend would include a pretty intense car ride with two cats and that the week preceding it was going to be an absolute tire fire at work, Past Me scheduled a PTO day for #today and also managed to book a #massage…
▶
Hard day #today. Work has been Quite A Lot for a year and the team's hem is starting to fray.
I don't know what else to say other than if you are also existentially exhausted and tired of being in a meat grinder of someone else's making, I…
UPDATE!!!
!!!
It turns out that this model has a kind of "safety" that is what makes dripless caulk guns dripless. If you let up on the squeeze before it's clicked into the next ratchet, it backs off in the interest of not spooging caulk e…
Well I'm only 2 feet in and my caulk gun has dropped the tube 3 times. This is a brand new fancy "construction grade" dripless caulk gun and its new home is this trash box.
Yes, I know how to use caulk guns. Thanks for letting me vent.
#…
Good morning! Today I've got the crown molding of three rooms and two hallways to caulk. The thing that will sustain my morale as I work overhead for much of the day is the visible struggle on the hardware store guy's face when I asked him…
▶
I've been thinking about publishing some writing for a while now. It's happening! I published my first real post today! I'm taking a memoir class. Please subscribe if you like memoirs and AuDHD discoveries.
https://fernbuilds.substack.com/…
▶
SHER
LOCKED
#RomanceAFictionalCharacter
#HashTagGames
Autotuna casserole
#PetPeeveAFood
#HashTagGames
"Trash Into Me" by the Dave Matthews Band
#TossASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mindly.social
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 7 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.6× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.4% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a computer and asking it to love me. The wet part of the #PNW. #ACNH and #permaculture enthusiast, #watercolor painter, #photographer , #gardener, #DevOps #engineer , #INFJ , #AuDHD, OG internetter, learner.
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My religion is kindness
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Avatar: brunette ACNH player character
Banner: still image of Tobias Bluth from “Arrested Development” saying, “…but it might work for us.”
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