Ferryoons

Ferryoons

Mastodon @ferryoons@mastodon.scot
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Followers
542
Account age
3 yrs

Known for

In Otter News on BlueSky says: ...And Steve can get back from the pub safely!!230 views In Otter News on BlueSky says: ...And Steve can get back from the pub safely!! These shits really are taking the piss, aren’t they? While not bothering to process the real piss and shit they ought to be. So much for privatisation. 😡23 views These shits really are taking the piss, aren’t they? While not bothering to process the real piss and shit they ought to be. So much for privatisation. 😡 From BlueSky for your pleasure17 views From BlueSky for your pleasure Just your normal, everyday employment practice.14 views Just your normal, everyday employment practice.

📊 Post engagement

29
Avg engagement / post
5.4%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: In Otter News on BlueSky says: ...And Steve can get back from th · 230 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.87 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 12 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.2×
Follows 446 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post In Otter News on BlueSky says: ...And Steve can get back from the pub safely!! ★ 230
These shits really are taking the piss, aren’t they? While not bothering to process the real piss and shit they ought to be. So much for privatisation. 😡 ★ 23 From BlueSky for your pleasure ★ 17 Multinational on the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Caley canal today. German, Swiss, Finnish and English. ★ 9 OK plant people. A big shrub, about 12 feet high and wide. Can you identify? We went to the nursery, to get Verbena and Echinacea for the container garden; and then we saw this Primula and had to have it too. So if anyone thought Primula was just a cheese flavoured spread sold in tubes, life offers much better. ★ 5 Seen on BlueSky. For your delectation and delight. ★ 9 Topical question ★ 1 Just your normal, everyday employment practice. ★ 14 Beneath the rookery today in Beauly High Street. Parent rook has just stuffed something wriggly into an open beak. Either a very large worm or a very small snake. ★ 5 Oh, is it really National Unicorn Day? Here’s a real one for you. ★ 5 You can tell there’s an election on - Harrow Labour have got their big red arrow out. (Other political parties are available). Startlingly honest from Labour, this. Books will be written about how a government can screw it up so fast, so c… ★ 1

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
mastodon.scot
A Scotland server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 29 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.9× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

80/100 Excellent
  • Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~5.4% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
97%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Superannuated management consultant, company director, lapsed politician, recidivist old house restorer, reader, food, wine, arts, humanitarian wokerato, fulminateur for Scotland’s independence

📸 Gallery

These shits really are taking the piss, aren’t they? While not bothering to process the real piss and shit they ought to be. So much for privatisation. 😡 From BlueSky for your pleasure Multinational on the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Caley canal today. German, Swiss, Finnish and English. OK plant people. A big shrub, about 12 feet high and wide. Can you identify? We went to the nursery, to get Verbena and Echinacea for the container garden; and then we saw this Primula and had to have it too. So if anyone thought Primula was just a cheese flavoured spread sold in tubes, life offers much better. Seen on BlueSky. For your delectation and delight. Topical question Just your normal, everyday employment practice.

🔀 Audience overlap

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Estimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.

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