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I stumbled across Matilda at the Cohen St interchange this morning. Currently, the tow truck she's being put onto is her only means of transport. The mechanic I had a chat with, however, told me that they had acquired a bus of the same model with a working engine, so they're going to try to get the old girl back on the road again.
#TransportCanberra #MatildaTheBus #History #PublicTransport
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And it's assembled. :blobcatsweats: All that's left now is the tidying up. And that can wait until this afternoon.
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It's a lot like assembling a Lego kit, except that it's a lot more strenuous. And ultimately causes less clutter, rather than more.
I'm going to need a nap this afternoon.
📊 Post engagement
5
Avg engagement / post
6%
Engagement vs followers
May 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: I stumbled across Matilda at the Cohen St interchange this morni · 21 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
3.6 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.3×
Follows 64 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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I stumbled across Matilda at the Cohen St interchange this morning. Currently, the tow truck she's being put onto is her only means of transport. The mechanic I had a chat with, however, told me that they had acquired a bus of the same model with a working engine, so they're g…
If rose bushes were mythological creatures, they'd be vampires. But at least the damned thing has been pruned now.
And it's assembled. :blobcatsweats: All that's left now is the tidying up. And that can wait until this afternoon.
It's a lot like assembling a Lego kit, except that it's a lot more strenuous. And ultimately causes less clutter, rather than more.
I'm going to need a nap this afternoon.
My arthritic knee did not appreciate the long johns yesterday - it was aching and tender by evening. Fortunately, by that time the loungeroom was warm enough that I could take them off.
To my surprise (and relief) my ancient long johns still fit.
For the first time in my entire working life, I had to spend the first hour of my day surfing the net and twiddling my thumbs whilst our unfortunate IT guy tried to restore my connection to work's remote desktop (for the record, I was in t…
I hope this happens.
#History #AusPol
https://region.com.au/parliament-to-sit-down-the-hill-next-year-to-mark-100-years-in-canberra/980718/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=daily&utm_campaign=2026-07-11
My first reaction to the current #Telstra outage was that they never should have privatised Telstra. Then it occurred to me that this sort of thing would probably still happen - but at least we could get our revenge at the ballot box.
One of my hobbies has, for many years, been making vodka infusions. Up until now, this had revolved around buying (or growing) raw ingredients and steeping them in vodka for a few days. Recently, however, I got a bit lazy and decided to …
I'm glad that the arthouse films on Mubi are short. The first two I have watched have been jumpy and stroby and I would not like to watch them for extended periods of time.
TIL that the protest movement that saved Sydney's Rocks - among other places - was started by the NSW BLF. 🤯
And it's assembled. :blobcatsweats: All that's left now is the tidying up. And that can wait until this afternoon.
It's a lot like assembling a Lego kit, except that it's a lot more strenuous. And ultimately causes less clutter, rather than more.
I'm going to need a nap this afternoon.
My arthritic knee did not appreciate the long johns yesterday - it was aching and tender by evening. Fortunately, by that time the loungeroom was warm enough that I could take them off.
To my surprise (and relief) my ancient long johns still fit.
For the first time in my entire working life, I had to spend the first hour of my day surfing the net and twiddling my thumbs whilst our unfortunate IT guy tried to restore my connection to work's remote desktop (for the record, I was in t…
I hope this happens.
#History #AusPol
https://region.com.au/parliament-to-sit-down-the-hill-next-year-to-mark-100-years-in-canberra/980718/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=daily&utm_campaign=2026-07-11
My first reaction to the current #Telstra outage was that they never should have privatised Telstra. Then it occurred to me that this sort of thing would probably still happen - but at least we could get our revenge at the ballot box.
One of my hobbies has, for many years, been making vodka infusions. Up until now, this had revolved around buying (or growing) raw ingredients and steeping them in vodka for a few days. Recently, however, I got a bit lazy and decided to …
I'm glad that the arthouse films on Mubi are short. The first two I have watched have been jumpy and stroby and I would not like to watch them for extended periods of time.
TIL that the protest movement that saved Sydney's Rocks - among other places - was started by the NSW BLF. 🤯
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
aus.social
A Australia server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
May 2022
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 4 years ago.
👁️Averages 5 views per post.
📤Posts about 3.6× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~6.0% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (4+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
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Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.
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