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Account age
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Known for
📊 Post engagement
6
Avg engagement / post
2.4%
Engagement vs followers
Mar 2025
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Did you know that a cat week has only one day? It’s called #Catu · 16 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.73 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.5×
Follows 494 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Did you know that a cat week has only one day? It’s called #Caturday. I think they’re onto something.
Will HTML for cash…
I am still looking for work. Happy to do small contract jobs as well.
I do mainly backend work and can use Python, Go, PHP, or Typescript. I am also an AWS Certified Developer Associate and can do infrastructure using …
“Can you find food for us?” she asked, rather vaguely and timidly.
“Hunting takes time, and weapons.”
“I meant, with, you know, spells.”
“I can call a rabbit,” he said, poking the fire with a twisted stick of juniper. “The rabbits are comi…
The level of analysis of the MoU across the US political, media, and social spectrum wrt to alternatives is at about the same level of analysis that got the US into this find out moment.
#iran #lebanon #gaza
One of the defining characteristics of the Iran/USA discourse is the assumption on the part of most westerners that they have the right to dictate how Iran conducts itself. From wanting additional restrictions, beyond the NPT, to applying …
Thank god it’s #caturday
I love soccer. I hate FIFA
https://globalnews.ca/news/11890625/fifa-reusable-water-bottle-ban-world-cup/
I know, I know. This is not even close to the worst.
#fifa #WorldCup
It's a strange new world. An oil rich target of American imperialism has claimed to have bombed an American warship, and America is denying it. Is this opposite day?
#iran #wmd #GulfOfTonkin
Mark Carney is the Tony Blair of our time.
#cdnpoli #oil #HumanRights #genocide #gaza #iran
The world has never had such a clear lesson in brain vs brawn as the last 40 days and counting.
#iran #geopolitics #IranWar #uspol
I am old enough to remember when the West assured us that only they stood between us and the madmen in Russia, China, Iraq, Iran, North Korea, etc. because of the West’s respect for human rights.
We knew it was bullshit. Now their citizen…
Seems like a good time to remind everyone acting shocked at the behaviour of the US/Israel and the West…
“The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion […] but rather by its superiority in applying organi…
Thank god it’s #caturday
I love soccer. I hate FIFA
https://globalnews.ca/news/11890625/fifa-reusable-water-bottle-ban-world-cup/
I know, I know. This is not even close to the worst.
#fifa #WorldCup
It's a strange new world. An oil rich target of American imperialism has claimed to have bombed an American warship, and America is denying it. Is this opposite day?
#iran #wmd #GulfOfTonkin
Mark Carney is the Tony Blair of our time.
#cdnpoli #oil #HumanRights #genocide #gaza #iran
The world has never had such a clear lesson in brain vs brawn as the last 40 days and counting.
#iran #geopolitics #IranWar #uspol
I am old enough to remember when the West assured us that only they stood between us and the madmen in Russia, China, Iraq, Iran, North Korea, etc. because of the West’s respect for human rights.
We knew it was bullshit. Now their citizen…
Seems like a good time to remind everyone acting shocked at the behaviour of the US/Israel and the West…
“The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion […] but rather by its superiority in applying organi…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
kolektiva.social
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Mar 2025
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2025 — 1 year ago.
👁️Averages 6 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.7× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~2.4% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Father, husband, software developer, games, drums, golf. From Joburg to Van, via Durbs and T.O.
He/him
“An injury to one is an injury to all”
Profile poster image from https://mas.to/@markwyner/113757603642278667
🔀 Audience overlap
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