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Followers
371
Account age
3 yrs
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Known for
55 views
At last, 23 degrees and only 70% humidity instead of 30 degrees and high 80's or constant drizzle and strong winds.
#dogsofmastodon
37 views
Current mood, judgemental
#dogsofmastodon
31 views
Nobody loves me, just because I eat chicken poop
#dogsofmastodon
29 views
I have a confession to make to #dogsofmastodon #dogs, I may have taken one of your pictures (sorry can't find the original post in amongst the festoons of posts I've liked or shared), but your furry sidekick has now become a frequently sent meme amongst one of my chat groups.
📊 Post engagement
17
Avg engagement / post
4.6%
Engagement vs followers
Jun 2023
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: At last, 23 degrees and only 70% humidity instead of 30 degrees · 55 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
16.3 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 6 text · 6 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.6×
Follows 601 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
At last, 23 degrees and only 70% humidity instead of 30 degrees and high 80's or constant drizzle and strong winds.
#dogsofmastodon
Current mood, judgemental
#dogsofmastodon
Get popcorn ready 🍿
Bessent BEGS Japan and Europe to Stop Selling US Bonds - Caught on Camera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-OBpNvXNS8
I said the very same thing the day it was announced
"The people screaming about the prancing horse being desecrated online were never the customers."
#weirdcarmastodon
https://electrek.co/2026/07/29/ferrari-luce-ev-sold-out-2026-allocati…
Sorted, Vlookup it is!
#Libreoffice #librecalc gurus, I need your help.
I've been out of the spreadsheet loop for nearly 2 decades (stay at home parenting)
I have 4 and a half years worth of data readings I want to play around with, sadly …
Nobody loves me, just because I eat chicken poop
#dogsofmastodon
Should I be offended by the fact Mrs Flan is intending to buy me this t-shirt?
#adhd
The Real Reason Your LiFePO4 Battery Comes From China
#renewables #solar #supplychain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3QE8Kyc3Is
I have a confession to make to #dogsofmastodon #dogs, I may have taken one of your pictures (sorry can't find the original post in amongst the festoons of posts I've liked or shared), but your furry sidekick has now become a frequently sen…
Irish EV association mid year charging infrastructure review.
#ireland #electricvehicles #ev
https://www.irishevassociation.ie/news/2026-charging-infrastructure-mid-year-review
Mighty impressive
Not my work by the way
#rpipico #maker
Scanwheel, a miniature mechanical TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41b8fw3_wP8
Life finds a way
#bloomscrolling
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.social
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Jun 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 17 views per post.
📤Posts about 16.3× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~4.6% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Former UK based #supplychain professional (inventory analysis and procurement) working in pharma, oil exploration, managed print, secure KVM's, wine and railway rolling stock who got fed up with countless hours commuting, business travel and fighting finance and marketing departments, while getting increasingly despondent with living in a small box with a handkerchief sized garden.
Now in Ireland, surrounded by chickens, dogs and a grumpy cat, fabricating and fixing things for people.
#noindex
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