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I'll be by the mushroom if you need anything
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Chat I found gold
Problem is I dont have the 30-pin charger needed for it...
Please if anyone has one I'd love to borrow it!
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Breaking up with spotify? Haha how about loving and cherishing your love *nature* (slicks hair back) (water squeezes out of it like a sponge) (now my back is wet) (oh no it's still dripping down) (my socks are wet)
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It's all fun and games before you get wet
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If I have to even *look* at another spreadsheet I'm going start putting honey under the furniture, stomp blu tack into the carpet and sneeze on monitors
Edit: This is not a cry for help it's a confession
Are you a scuttler or squiggler?
Me personally am a sqcuigtler
Why are all the best people having their birthdays so close together!?!?
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Chat I found gold
Problem is I dont have the 30-pin charger needed for it...
Please if anyone has one I'd love to borrow it!
I'll be by the mushroom if you need anything
Cabin fever is crazy, I'm going to get scythe so I never have to use a lawn mower again
Is doing stupid shit without the consequences so much to ask for?
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Breaking up with spotify? Haha how about loving and cherishing your love *nature* (slicks hair back) (water squeezes out of it like a sponge) (now my back is wet) (oh no it's still dripping down) (my socks are wet)
It's all fun and games before you get wet
Do I
A) cut hair back to cool, kinda punk, kinda queer and 100% goof chelsea
B) grow mohawk (like not a real one, just a lil baby one I can style upwards if I ever get the dopmanine hit to do it)
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