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Account age
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Known for
37 views
not a lot of people know this but if a restaurant ever serves you sushi that looks like this you should send it back -- it's so old that all the rice has settled to the bottom
33 views
tbh very enamoured with this terrible plumbing job a contractor did while openly admitting he super fucked up because he was sleep deprived
10 views
the weirdest thing to learn about japan is bloodtypes are a popular astrology-like there. it comes up constantly in anime but it’s so easy to miss because that system has no presence in the west. there’s so many random drops of “such a sagitarius am i right” that don’t even register unless you know.
📊 Post engagement
39
Avg engagement / post
1.2%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: hearing that "good first issue" tagging is becoming useless beca · 192 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.58 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
17×
Follows 183 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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tbh very enamoured with this terrible plumbing job a contractor did while openly admitting he super fucked up because he was sleep deprived
the ^default place in carbon’s proposed ownership model, defined as “the set containing all places that aren’t named”, really has me hoping they add ^russell, “the set of all place sets that don’t contain themselves”
(^places are similar t…
important update: 💹 is now the pleading emoji for pegging
💹😳💦 my currency is so unstable it needs to be pegged 👉👈
calling everything in the python ecosystem 0ver if it hasn’t bothered to go to epoch 1
1!0.0.1 is a much more legit stable release than 1.0.0 (aka 0!1.0.0)
for details on astrology-but-it’s-blood -types, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_type_personality_theory
the weirdest thing to learn about japan is bloodtypes are a popular astrology-like there. it comes up constantly in anime but it’s so easy to miss because that system has no presence in the west. there’s so many random drops of “such a sag…
ok everyone my coworkers are sick of saying “pep 723 script” we’re officially making “scroll” happen
you know rustc is written by lesbians the way its codegen uhauls you at the drop of a hat. girl sees a function call and is like "i guess i'll move in 🥺"
function subtyping is easy, just remember
you use **contra**ceptives when putting it inside and a **co**pay when taking it out
not a lot of people know this but if a restaurant ever serves you sushi that looks like this you should send it back -- it's so old that all the rice has settled to the bottom
everything they serve at the olive garden can be edible panties if you fuck up bad enough
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
toot.cat
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 39 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.6× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated86/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.2% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Organic base — far more followers than accounts it follows.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
It's me, the gay cat who maintains your docs
Author of The Rustonomicon and Learn Rust With Entirely Too Many Linked Lists. Also I made a lot of homestuck's games.
on a sabbatical
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