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Followers
687
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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🧰 Free analysis for Hot Dog Water - I Disagree
📊 Post engagement
1
Avg engagement / post
0.1%
Engagement vs followers
Dec 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Fuck you in your ai. · 1 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
85.7 / week
A very active account — posts many times a day.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.7×
Follows 410 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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All of the AI is poisoned and criminal, because the people who made it are corrupted criminals. There is no separation.
I ain't gonna separate'cha if you let them in your churches and you share theirs.
This ain't Highlander and it ain't magic.
That time Ben Franklin stood in the bathhouse and said, "My wet fellows, I have crafted a gentleman's spectacle set with a series of lenses so devilishly intricate, you can see right through a bustle to the corset laces!"
And the French w…
When it was records, tapes and CDs, I would spend hours and days dubbing analog mixes of snippets and riffs onto cassette. I would then include those, or just make as I went, throughout mixtapes. Little breaks between songs that could use …
Elon uses tubes because none of his boy-vessels will wear the mask of his mom's face his mom had made for him for dating.
Roxie, a cat, helps dry my hair, and stays cooler.
In summer she often waits for me after a shower, then curls-up on the wide couch-back behind me and digs into my hair.
I'll fan it over her like a blanket and she wriggles around for 10 m…
Like, no one in the NRA is marching on Warshingdun to protest the fact that a two-termer is vying for a third-and-infinite.
Every 2A LaPierre-suckin' loser in this country is a soft-bellied beta cuck snowflake who a chittering hyena like H…
You can like other stuff that ain't fucking cats or vintage technology on fediverse, despite what they said at the door.
Alls I'm sayin' is, we could reeeeeeeally use a good mini-sub billionaire calamity about now.
I have about 5 or 6 PS3 controllers they could use. Only mild major stick drift.
Francescastein is my favorite scrawl this week. 🤪
She's definitely gonna get the MetalHead treatment next. 🤘
This is part of a set of 5 small patches for a basket, though will get a larger version as well.
Ain't she ad-horrible? 😍
#art # …
Flipped by an ep of Incredible Hulk, and I immediately noticed the set for the happenin' dudes' swinging pad was familiar.
It was the main entry, living room, dining and stairs set from The Brady Bunch.
They had turned the upstairs into …
Francescastein is my favorite scrawl this week. 🤪
She's definitely gonna get the MetalHead treatment next. 🤘
This is part of a set of 5 small patches for a basket, though will get a larger version as well.
Ain't she ad-horrible? 😍
#art # …
Flipped by an ep of Incredible Hulk, and I immediately noticed the set for the happenin' dudes' swinging pad was familiar.
It was the main entry, living room, dining and stairs set from The Brady Bunch.
They had turned the upstairs into …
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mstdn.plus
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Dec 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 1 views per post.
📤Posts about 85.7× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
43/100
Fair
Credibility score
73%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 73% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.1% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Groove is in the heart, tone is in the hands.
I am an R-T-S-T. I do not use AI.
Artificial Intelligence is just another drug addiction.
I make graphic art, instrumental dirt rock, and harmonica hot dogs. If you have candy, I will share.
Swearing is caring.
Very pointy.
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