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Every weekday at 17:00 I sit down on the couch in my home office and spend the next five minutes very carefully, very very precisely ensuring there is an even distribution of pats and attention between both fomo beasts. #dogs
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As the days grow colder the four-legged cat will come into my office, sit on the arm of the couch, and glare silently until I re-assemble Fort Ti-cat-deroga. #cat
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There is a line from the Cryptonomicon that I just keep coming back to time and time again.
> “But that’s bullshit!” Doug says. “Jesus! Haven’t you guys spent any time at all around people like Comstock? Can’t you recognize bullshit? Don’t you think it would be a useful item to add to your intellect
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Clippy must be fucking pissed that Microsoft never went to the mattresses for him like this.
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Every weekday at 17:00 I sit down on the couch in my home office and spend the next five minutes very carefully, very very precisely ensuring there is an even distribution of pats and attention between both fomo beasts. #dogs
Some time ago: “it is going to be so great when culturally we move on from Boomer nostalgia and start focussing on Gen X and Millennials.”
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Mum and dad just casually cruising around town back home in Bundaberg, taking pictures of the rising floodwaters. Not a care in the world.
Clippy must be fucking pissed that Microsoft never went to the mattresses for him like this.
My main working tab on my phone's browser had 500 tabs. Which happens to be the maximum number of tabs. I was beginning to find myself working in _another_ window because I suspected if I wasn't careful that the browser would just close an…
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I suspect Grace would be #2 if the various artists credits on the K Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack had just been “Cast”
I tried a lot harder this year to find new music. I’d stalled mostly just listening to things I picked up in 2015-20…
Setting up a new slack profile after my employer merged with another organisation. My hobby is obscure jokes mixing high- and low-brow culture that only I find funny. So I spent some time on this for my “Role Description”. Was so disappoin…
At the risk of being a Person Who Complains About Design Online, this icon is for a music app. But every time I look at my phone I wonder “I downloaded a golf game?” #Iconography
The prince of pizzas. Pastrami. Pickled red onion. Green olive. Coriander. Chilli. #food #Pizza
Of all the takes I have seen this fucks me off the most. I expect the likes of Musk and Trump and all of the other performative arseholes to be over-the-top hypocritical, decrying political violence in the same breathe, the same sentence a…
There is a line from the Cryptonomicon that I just keep coming back to time and time again.
> “But that’s bullshit!” Doug says. “Jesus! Haven’t you guys spent any time at all around people like Comstock? Can’t you recognize bullshit? Don’t…
As the days grow colder the four-legged cat will come into my office, sit on the arm of the couch, and glare silently until I re-assemble Fort Ti-cat-deroga. #cat
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