Colin H.

Colin H.

Mastodon @glaswolf@mastodon.scot
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Followers
403
Account age
3 yrs

Known for

Another little shout-out for the genius of Tim Hunkin. Here he is demonstrating how a lockstitch sewing machine works by way of his "human sewing machine". This is from The Secret Life of the Sewing Machine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lwI4TSKM3Y (h/t to @katiefenn for putting this in my head 106 views Another little shout-out for the genius of Tim Hunkin. Here he is demonstrating how a lockstitch sewing machine works by way of his "human sewing machine". This is from The Secret Life of the Sewing Machine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lwI4TSKM3Y (h/t to @katiefenn for putting this in my head I just want to roll this out one more time because it's so laughably wrong and I love it so much. The price of oil has skyrocketed due to the actions of a couple of warmongering fascists several thousand miles away. I'm not sure how Jill defined energy security back in 2024, but this sure as hell 42 views I just want to roll this out one more time because it's so laughably wrong and I love it so much. The price of oil has skyrocketed due to the actions of a couple of warmongering fascists several thousand miles away. I'm not sure how Jill defined energy security back in 2024, but this sure as hell I bet she's trying to fit the shelf in backwards, and the dowels don't match the holes. We've all been there Meg!35 views I bet she's trying to fit the shelf in backwards, and the dowels don't match the holes. We've all been there Meg! Apropos of nothing: the only man ever to recover from Alzheimer's disease* was Ernest Saunders, a multi-millionaire who was diagnosed just after he had been convicted of insider trading and had his prison sentence halved from 5 years to 2.5 as a result. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c2034ww6kqxo11 views Apropos of nothing: the only man ever to recover from Alzheimer's disease* was Ernest Saunders, a multi-millionaire who was diagnosed just after he had been convicted of insider trading and had his prison sentence halved from 5 years to 2.5 as a result. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c2034ww6kqxo

📊 Post engagement

19
Avg engagement / post
4.7%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: Another little shout-out for the genius of Tim Hunkin. Here he · 106 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.63 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 11 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
1.9×
Follows 217 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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▶ 🔥 Top post Another little shout-out for the genius of Tim Hunkin. Here he is demonstrating how a lockstitch sewing machine works by way of his "human sewing machine". This is from The Secret Life of the Sewing Machine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lwI4TSKM3Y (h/t to @katiefenn for put… ★ 106
😑 ★ 3 Nearly there, lads and lassies. We can call it the Rutherendum. #ScotPol ★ 9 Fast-tracked at the expense of which other prosecutions? (You can visualise this as the goose chase meme if you wish.) ★ 3 I bet she's trying to fit the shelf in backwards, and the dowels don't match the holes. We've all been there Meg! ★ 35 Yer da's on the petitions website again. #UKPol ★ 6 I just want to roll this out one more time because it's so laughably wrong and I love it so much. The price of oil has skyrocketed due to the actions of a couple of warmongering fascists several thousand miles away. I'm not sure how Jill… ★ 42 Apropos of nothing: the only man ever to recover from Alzheimer's disease* was Ernest Saunders, a multi-millionaire who was diagnosed just after he had been convicted of insider trading and had his prison sentence halved from 5 years to 2.… ★ 11 Uhh... guys..? #ScotPol ★ 5 Look, I'm not somebody you should normally take gastronomical advice from. But I'd suggest anyone should give home-made pizza a go at least once, especially if you have a bread machine capable of making the dough for you. 🤤 #food #pizza … ★ 5 I've just bought a small and cheap clock/temp/humidity display for my desk. It has a little e-ink display, which is neat, but for some reason they've chosen to use an ugly LCD--style font instead of, well, literally anything else. What a… ★ 3 I understand less than half of this headline. 😕 ★ 4

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
mastodon.scot
A Scotland server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 19 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.6× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

80/100 Excellent
  • Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~4.7% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
97%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

🌻🍉 Tofu-eating wokerati. "Terrorist". Green. Golf apologist.🏌️ Reply guy. Supporter of an independent Scotland in the EU. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I don't boost images without alt text, and block anyone who posts AI generated slop. #nerd #tech #BoardGames #VideoGames #physics #science #WWFC #Browns #DIY #ScotPol #indy #vegetarian #NoBot #hashtags

📸 Gallery

😑 Nearly there, lads and lassies. We can call it the Rutherendum. #ScotPol Fast-tracked at the expense of which other prosecutions? (You can visualise this as the goose chase meme if you wish.) I bet she's trying to fit the shelf in backwards, and the dowels don't match the holes. We've all been there Meg! Yer da's on the petitions website again. #UKPol Another little shout-out for the genius of Tim Hunkin. Here he is demonstrating how a lockstitch sewing machine works by way of his "human sewing machine". This is from The Secret Life of the Sewing Machine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lwI4TSKM3Y (h/t to @katiefenn for putting this in my head I just want to roll this out one more time because it's so laughably wrong and I love it so much. The price of oil has skyrocketed due to the actions of a couple of warmongering fascists several thousand miles away. I'm not sure how Jill defined energy security back in 2024, but this sure as hell Apropos of nothing: the only man ever to recover from Alzheimer's disease* was Ernest Saunders, a multi-millionaire who was diagnosed just after he had been convicted of insider trading and had his prison sentence halved from 5 years to 2.5 as a result. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c2034ww6kqxo

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