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Ha ha, I can't see you so you can't see me.
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This is Felix, he's 8 years old and his dad couldn't look after him any more. He was having a lot of trouble finding a new berth, his age and his not getting along with cats being an issue. But he's agreed to come here and give it a shot to see how the facilities measure up. He says might even stay for a bit if the place is up to scratch.
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What a lovely sunset tonight.
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Ensconced at Rascarrel Bay, there be offshore wind turbines.
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Ha ha, I can't see you so you can't see me.
Another fun day of digging post holes in what used to be a river bed. Rock of the day seen here after lengthy and exhausting extraction. More of the same to look forward to tomorrow, whoopee 😬
Yes yes the winter solstice was some days back, but here's a song about it anyway, it's called Solstice Slow Dance
The lad has been here for over a year now and reckons it's just about ok and he'll give it a bit longer, though he says he is a bit stressed all the time, as we can see here 😂
Can we get this straight just now uncle, if this tree falls over, it'll be because there's been an earthquake, it won't have been anything to do with cats, oh no 😜
Aha! We can now measure distances of a cat's whisker!
Ensconced at Rascarrel Bay, there be offshore wind turbines.
A replacement hanger for a sliding door, basically a small bit of bent metal with a bearing on it and some holes. Cost £6.70, postage to Glencoe from Wales ...... wait for it ... wait for it .... £30.00 !! 4 fuxake!
This morning's breakfast delicacy, Smuckers Goober peanut butter and grape jelly on toast.
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This is Felix, he's 8 years old and his dad couldn't look after him any more. He was having a lot of trouble finding a new berth, his age and his not getting along with cats being an issue. But he's agreed to come here and give it a shot t…
What a lovely sunset tonight.
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