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Headlines like this frustrate me because no they aren’t. They are precisely as bad as I thought, and I don’t think I’m unusual in that regard. Hell, I don’t even pay them special attention. I’ve just been alive for the entire time they’ve been around.
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If you practice Spanish every day for 2,000 days, you too could rise to the level of being able to follow simple conversations if everyone is kind, understanding, and willing to speak very slowly.
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It came! And it looks great. @kboyd
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I am now to the point that I can stumble through conversations in Spanish, though most of the conversations are about how I can’t understand them when they speak at a normal pace, and please talk to me like I’m a toddler.
📊 Post engagement
4
Avg engagement / post
2%
Engagement vs followers
Oct 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Headlines like this frustrate me because no they aren’t. They ar · 8 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.08 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 12 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1×
Follows 197 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
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Headlines like this frustrate me because no they aren’t. They are precisely as bad as I thought, and I don’t think I’m unusual in that regard. Hell, I don’t even pay them special attention. I’ve just been alive for the entire time they’ve been around.
It came! And it looks great. @kboyd
TV, or at least the Amazon Prime Video app, wanted to get in on the "Let's all laugh at Liquid Glass via screenshots" train.
If you practice Spanish every day for 2,000 days, you too could rise to the level of being able to follow simple conversations if everyone is kind, understanding, and willing to speak very slowly.
I am now to the point that I can stumble through conversations in Spanish, though most of the conversations are about how I can’t understand them when they speak at a normal pace, and please talk to me like I’m a toddler.
A flowchart distributed in the 60s and early 70s as part of a teacher's guide created by two engineers at AT&T Bell Labs to help introduce kids to programming.
Thank goodness we solved sexism in software engineering and everything is great…
Can’t sleep, Duolingo owl is going to eat me.
Someone needs to do a bit of basic math and update their blurb. 😂
(Yes, I know it's still technically correct, which is the best kind of correct)
Four years! Not too shabby.
When I moved to San Diego last year, I was amazed at the people bundled up in weather that I regarded as appropriate for shorts and t-shirts. I get it now. I’m not cold, this is just literally the only time I *can* wear my sweatshirts and …
Just read Southwest's apology email about their clusterfuck over the holidays. So... they're going to throw consultants and money at the problem, and move up their delivery dates.
Perfect, no notes, that's never backfired in the history of…
2Passion2Furious
Tagline: You don’t turn your back on family. Even when they do.
RT @RealScreenGeek@twitter.com
‘The Passion Of The Christ’ Sequel Reportedly Begins Filming This Spring: http://bit.ly/3k2Qu1H
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/RealScr…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
hachyderm.io
A tech & engineering server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Oct 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~2.0% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
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