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1.4K
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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🧰 Free analysis for Greg Parker
Known for
📊 Post engagement
10
Avg engagement / post
0.7%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: My software security team at Apple is looking for a senior Swift · 41 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.14 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
15×
Follows 92 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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_The Air War in Europe_, Time-Life World War II series
• Grab the nearest book.
• Turn to page 42.
• Find the 2nd sentence.
• Post the sentence in a toot with the #page42 hashtag & write the rules as a comment.
• Don’t look for y…
"The burden of defense—and later of a token offense—was dropped squarely on the shoulders of an outnumbered and underequipped RAF." #page42
Options to nerf Liquid Glass on macOS/iOS/watchOS/tvOS 26.
https://tidbits.com/2025/10/09/how-to-turn-liquid-glass-into-a-solid-interface/
Screenshittification: every device with a display will eventually show ads
"People regret buying Amazon smart displays after being bombarded with ads"
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/10/people-regret-buying-amazon-smart-displays-after…
I may be overcorrecting after the lightweight nyckelharpa tailpiece broke under string tension.
Do I own a medium block plane that I can't find? Or have I always just borrowed one from family and friends? I don't even know anymore.
This thick layer of dust reveals that my nyckelharpa build has been on hold too long.
achievement unlocked: code reviewers > lines changed
stupid git tricks: run `env GIT_SEQUENCE_EDITOR=my-script git rebase -i ...` to programmatically generate the list of rebase commands
stupider git tricks: add `exec env GIT_SEQUENCE_EDITOR=my-script git rebase --edit-todo` to the end of th…
tired: advertising spam
wired: spam from AI vendors trying to poison other AI vendors' training data
"I would be shocked if it’s DNS"
(it was DNS)
I may be overcorrecting after the lightweight nyckelharpa tailpiece broke under string tension.
Do I own a medium block plane that I can't find? Or have I always just borrowed one from family and friends? I don't even know anymore.
This thick layer of dust reveals that my nyckelharpa build has been on hold too long.
achievement unlocked: code reviewers > lines changed
stupid git tricks: run `env GIT_SEQUENCE_EDITOR=my-script git rebase -i ...` to programmatically generate the list of rebase commands
stupider git tricks: add `exec env GIT_SEQUENCE_EDITOR=my-script git rebase --edit-todo` to the end of th…
tired: advertising spam
wired: spam from AI vendors trying to poison other AI vendors' training data
"I would be shocked if it’s DNS"
(it was DNS)
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
discuss.systems
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 10 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.7% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Security sharpshooter at Apple
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