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и вообще @vnwnmn у тебя появился конкурент, и против такого сопротивления у тебя нет никаких шансов :blobcat: :blobcatsmol: 🦔
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SHIT THEY HAVE BEEN TRAINING THEIR FUCKING AIM
@asokel YOU WERE RIGHT
im gonna go hide in the woods, as i have no convenient way of returning home. maybe i'll even axe the mannequins some questions
📊 Post engagement
8
Avg engagement / post
1.9%
Engagement vs followers
May 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: k, so, i usually dont do these but a friend of mine, Alyssa, 19 · 35 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.51 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.4×
Follows 310 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
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включил сегодня ноут, а мне вместо gdm показывает чёрный экран с мышкой.
обновляемся...
back to feline reposting
if computers are supposed to be good, why do we measure their performance in flops :neobot_flop:
и вообще @vnwnmn у тебя появился конкурент, и против такого сопротивления у тебя нет никаких шансов :blobcat: :blobcatsmol: 🦔
wouldn't it be nice to, like, not fucking die in a technically forbidden area of swiss alps not even a week after new years?
anyway. project phoenix or whatever the fuck it was called. fresh body, fresh problems, why does my back already h…
oh my fucking god the pc at tr-2 runs windows 10. it looks like its from 1998. who did this to the poor thing.
guess now we know why its monitor is smashed
arirals were frying shrimp today. they're right, this shit is goated. they're definitely sewing something but they don't want me to see what. maybe they're afraid i'll tell @asokel what they're doing. i still have not collected enough voca…
guess a single well placed bullet is all it takes to bring a cybernetical demigod down to the mortal plane of existance
trying to calm foxes with an axe aside, i'll have to do something with this potato, otherwise im legit gonna starve. the old computer will definitely help with rebuilding cybernetics to a state where i can safely leave the Array dodging bu…
@asokel if you need me i'll be at tr-2, iirc thats the one with medical stuff inside. didn't it also, like, have a computer
SHIT THEY HAVE BEEN TRAINING THEIR FUCKING AIM
@asokel YOU WERE RIGHT
im gonna go hide in the woods, as i have no convenient way of returning home. maybe i'll even axe the mannequins some questions
и вообще @vnwnmn у тебя появился конкурент, и против такого сопротивления у тебя нет никаких шансов :blobcat: :blobcatsmol: 🦔
wouldn't it be nice to, like, not fucking die in a technically forbidden area of swiss alps not even a week after new years?
anyway. project phoenix or whatever the fuck it was called. fresh body, fresh problems, why does my back already h…
oh my fucking god the pc at tr-2 runs windows 10. it looks like its from 1998. who did this to the poor thing.
guess now we know why its monitor is smashed
arirals were frying shrimp today. they're right, this shit is goated. they're definitely sewing something but they don't want me to see what. maybe they're afraid i'll tell @asokel what they're doing. i still have not collected enough voca…
guess a single well placed bullet is all it takes to bring a cybernetical demigod down to the mortal plane of existance
trying to calm foxes with an axe aside, i'll have to do something with this potato, otherwise im legit gonna starve. the old computer will definitely help with rebuilding cybernetics to a state where i can safely leave the Array dodging bu…
@asokel if you need me i'll be at tr-2, iirc thats the one with medical stuff inside. didn't it also, like, have a computer
SHIT THEY HAVE BEEN TRAINING THEIR FUCKING AIM
@asokel YOU WERE RIGHT
im gonna go hide in the woods, as i have no convenient way of returning home. maybe i'll even axe the mannequins some questions
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On Mastodon since
May 2022
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💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 4 years ago.
👁️Averages 8 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.5× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated89/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
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Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.9% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (4+ years old).
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About
dont tell kel about the thing in the basement
a random cyborg chilling in my :blobcat: shaped bag chair. come on, take some cookies and get yourself comfy!
discord.gg/dankpods ex-mod, a mod at discord.gg/archlinux, cishet (despite all of that), almost programmer, tech murderer
lang: ru_RU or en_US
certified няшик since 15.04.2024
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