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I've got a gps chip (MT3339) plugged into a raspberry pi. For... reasons, I've been playing with the clockspeed of the pi (CPU governor in performance mode).
Turns out if you plot CPU clock against the p95 PPS jitter, you get an suspicious…
It's only Fable if it's from the Fablé region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling autocomplete.
Today in cursed knowledge:
Windows only considers the first 15 (fifteen) DNS search suffix extensions for resolving bare hostnames.
Today in "my laptop won't work but Gemini got me to send it photos from gdb until it worked out what was wrong", I discovered that a font cache can cause plasma shell to segfault.
Just me?
One of the things that I'm starting to realise about working for very large organisations is that the intelligence of the stupidest staff member mostly drops as org size goes up.
This is just regular statistics. However, the problem is tha…
Anyone know how to fix a github issue?
I pushed a tag. Created a release against that tag. Then I deleted the release, and deleted the tag.
Now I can't push against that tag any more?
> error: GH013: Repository rule violations found for r…
It's really lovely how the switch 2 pans the keyboard sound left and right as you move across the on-screen keyboard.
Blogged: Screw you Realtek https://www.growse.com/2026/05/02/screw-you-realtek.html
It has been 0 minutes since Realtek has cost me 90 mins of my life.
I don't medicate my ADHD with caffeine, I medicate it with software engineering.
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