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GrumpyDad 🇺🇦🇵🇸

GrumpyDad 🇺🇦🇵🇸

Mastodon @grumpydad@infosec.exchange
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📣Sponsored postOne disclosed post (toot) with your link and message. $12→ 🧵Sponsored threadA multi-post explainer or story — the fediverse rewards dept… $30→ 📦Product seeding / honest reviewSend me your product — I post a disclosed, honest take. Auth… $16→ 📌Pinned sponsored postA disclosed post pinned to the top of my profile for the mon… $36/mo→ 🔗Profile link (bio field)Your link in one of my profile metadata fields for the month… $18/mo→ 🔁Boost packageI boost (repost) your account's toots through the month — di… $24/mo→ 🏛️Instance / community sponsorshipSponsor the server I run — a sponsor line in the About/rules… $30/mo→ 🤝Mutual boost collabWe boost each other across instances — a value swap between … Swap→ 🎬UGC HireBranded content for your own channels & ads from $50→ 🎙️Podcast guest spotInvite GrumpyDad 🇺🇦🇵🇸 onto your podcast (~45 min, remote) $26→ 📞1:1 ConsultPaid video call — advice, coaching or Q&A $75/hr→

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Followers
238
Account age
2 yrs
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Known for

Molly being a bit tired today #silentsunday11 views Molly being a bit tired today #silentsunday Molly the border collie standing on a stone #silentsunday8 views Molly the border collie standing on a stone #silentsunday #silentsunday7 views #silentsunday Playing find the border collie with miss Molly Malone #silentsunday6 views Playing find the border collie with miss Molly Malone #silentsunday

📊 Post engagement

9
Avg engagement / post
3.8%
Engagement vs followers
May 2024
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: “If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemie · 28 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
1.1 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 4 text · 8 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.6×
Follows 149 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post “If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by.” - Sun Tzu ★ 28
Sorry, but I have to inform you all that my BC (Border Collie) just broke containment and herded a FoS (Flock of Sheep) ★ 4 Holy moly! Temperature just dropped almost 20°C in less than 1h! Playing find the border collie with miss Molly Malone #silentsunday ★ 6 Not Sunday and not really that silent due to the rain, but Molly likes it nonetheless. This actually looks like the colours saturation has been turned way up, but it's really just sunlight and normal colours. Dogs having fun on a forest walk #silentsunday ★ 7 Walking in between rain showers ★ 1 Molly being a bit tired today #silentsunday ★ 11 Molly the border collie standing on a stone #silentsunday ★ 8 @dangillmor Is this you? Or is someone impersonating you? @secludedmorganwallen@ mastodon.social

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
infosec.exchange
A cybersecurity & infosec server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
May 2024
An established account with real history on the platform.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2024 — 2 years ago.
👁️Averages 9 views per post.
📤Posts about 1.1× per week.

🕵️ Fake follower check

Estimated
75/100
Good Credibility score
92%
Real Real audience
Low Fake-follower risk
High Data confidence
  • Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~3.8% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Father of Beans.. Unholy Diver. Acer of Spades and Master of Muppets. Thrower of sticks. Slayer of bugs. Free from the shackles of LLMs. Third-world country citizen. Walking Miss Molly Malone.

📸 Gallery

Playing find the border collie with miss Molly Malone #silentsunday Not Sunday and not really that silent due to the rain, but Molly likes it nonetheless. This actually looks like the colours saturation has been turned way up, but it's really just sunlight and normal colours. Dogs having fun on a forest walk #silentsunday Walking in between rain showers Molly being a bit tired today #silentsunday Molly the border collie standing on a stone #silentsunday

🔀 Audience overlap

Estimated

Estimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.

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GrumpyDad 🇺🇦🇵🇸 has 238 followers on Mastodon.

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