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Avg engagement / post
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Engagement vs followers
Jan 2024
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Jerry Falwell and #MeToo agree that men who want sex are evil. · 1 likes + reposts
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Posting cadence
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Posts several times a week.
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Greg Jenner supports the dehumanization of the hated demographic
https://dai.ly/x8f8iem
#GregJenner #RespectYoungAdults #BBC #Comedy
Here's the link to the Meidas Touch article if anyone wants to read it.
https://meidasnews.com/news/trump-supporter-arrested-in-floridas-international-child-pornagraphy-ring-takedown
How much would you bet that there is no "trafficking" ring at all? What are the odds that there aren't even any children in this story? How likely is it that there were some cops on-line pretending to be teenagers, tricking some lonely men…
Pseudoscience about "bad brains" has been an integral part of bigotry for at least 200 years.
Women, African-Americans, teenagers, whoever the bigots want to oppress, suddenly there is very fishy "science" proving their brains are bad.
#Re…
Dan Siegel says, with a straight face, in front of an audience, and cameras, that:
Adolescence used to last 2 years
but now it last anywhere from 12 to 20 years.
6 to 10 times longer. For no reason. It just happened.
Dan Siegel is batshit …
The idea that a 18 year old can handle decisions like joining the army or starting a family,
but can't be allowed to do dangerous things like drink a beer or have sex with a MILF
is stupid beyond belief.
#StopTheHysteria #RespectYoungAdults
The U.S. drinking age is a bizarre outlier for 2 reasons:
A. scapegoating young adults is easy for politicians
B. long American Puritan tradition loathes alcohol
#RespectYoungAdults
I live in a country that had a MASSIVE HYSTERICAL MELTDOWN over a 1/2 second glimpse of one of Janet Jackson's boobs.
Americans wig out over the slightest sexual "danger".
THAT is fucking weirdo behavior.
#StopTheHysteria
Let's say, just for fun, that I sexualized a shoe yesterday.
How would you know that I did it? How would I know that I did it? Would the shoe be different afterwards? Would I be different afterwards?
Is this "sexualize" thing really a usef…
A: 16 year olds can't consent, so it's rape.
B: I had sex when I was 16 and it wasn't rape.
A: Yeah, there are Romeo and Juliet laws.
B: So 16 year olds can consent.
A: Oh, fuck.
#StopTheHysteria #RespectYoungAdults
this is a real serial rapist, violent offender, and danger to society.
sadly the dominant narratives of the last 10 years conflate truly evil fuckers like Andrew Tate, with regular harmless folks who have a sex partner a few years older or…
How much would you bet that there is no "trafficking" ring at all? What are the odds that there aren't even any children in this story? How likely is it that there were some cops on-line pretending to be teenagers, tricking some lonely men…
Pseudoscience about "bad brains" has been an integral part of bigotry for at least 200 years.
Women, African-Americans, teenagers, whoever the bigots want to oppress, suddenly there is very fishy "science" proving their brains are bad.
#Re…
Dan Siegel says, with a straight face, in front of an audience, and cameras, that:
Adolescence used to last 2 years
but now it last anywhere from 12 to 20 years.
6 to 10 times longer. For no reason. It just happened.
Dan Siegel is batshit …
The idea that a 18 year old can handle decisions like joining the army or starting a family,
but can't be allowed to do dangerous things like drink a beer or have sex with a MILF
is stupid beyond belief.
#StopTheHysteria #RespectYoungAdults
The U.S. drinking age is a bizarre outlier for 2 reasons:
A. scapegoating young adults is easy for politicians
B. long American Puritan tradition loathes alcohol
#RespectYoungAdults
I live in a country that had a MASSIVE HYSTERICAL MELTDOWN over a 1/2 second glimpse of one of Janet Jackson's boobs.
Americans wig out over the slightest sexual "danger".
THAT is fucking weirdo behavior.
#StopTheHysteria
Let's say, just for fun, that I sexualized a shoe yesterday.
How would you know that I did it? How would I know that I did it? Would the shoe be different afterwards? Would I be different afterwards?
Is this "sexualize" thing really a usef…
A: 16 year olds can't consent, so it's rape.
B: I had sex when I was 16 and it wasn't rape.
A: Yeah, there are Romeo and Juliet laws.
B: So 16 year olds can consent.
A: Oh, fuck.
#StopTheHysteria #RespectYoungAdults
this is a real serial rapist, violent offender, and danger to society.
sadly the dominant narratives of the last 10 years conflate truly evil fuckers like Andrew Tate, with regular harmless folks who have a sex partner a few years older or…
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mastodon.cloud
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Jan 2024
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2024 — 2 years ago.
👁️Averages 1 views per post.
📤Posts about 2.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated71/100
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Credibility score
92%
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Fake-follower risk
Medium
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~2.6% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
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