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Workmate replied: "What curse manner of work are you doing?"
Banks can be duuuumb!
Hey @KiwiBank!
I'm on round 3 of 'my card is worn, please send me a new one. if possible please don't cancel the old one yet.'
Some bank AI clanker is trying to gaslight me that the reason I can't do it myself is I ha…
Billionaires are the most problematic minority in society
Another reminder that we live at the bottom of a sea of air
I just got an unsolicited offer via an apparent HR source for a bookkeeper (for the wrong country).
New scam just dropped?
Oh ChromeCast has done an update.
and now it doesn't work at _all_ (v1).
Fuck those guys.
So: school run done, ran some messages, acquired custard square for morning tea, fettled the seat belt retainer on the car, because new seat belt, deflected some shit I don't want to deal with today.
Good: administrivia done,
I now have a …
I've realised that when USA folks say they hate politics because both sides suck, that perhaps it's because they can only choose between a right -wing party, and and authoritarian far-right party
Approx 1/2hr to Artemis fly-by / comms blackout
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