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Hail Eris! All hail Discordia! #chaos #Albania
TIL: The type timestamptz in PostgreSQL is a lie. Looks like the SQL standard is to blame. https://stackoverflow.com/a/28876266
The internet in my overpriced furnished flat doesn't work and I can't buy the new flatrate train ticket because the servers of Deutsche Bahn are overloaded. Now I really feel like being back home. 🤪🤣 #germanydoinggermanythings
There was a brief interruption of service from @CatsOfAsia because I *still* don't understand systemd timers (or maybe targets? 🤔 ).
Switched to a cronjob (which on Fedora requires installing cron, because everyone but me has figured out s…
My trip to the "cat village" Houtong yesterday definitely got me some more content for the bot. :) #chatops
I just shipped a little side project with the goal of increasing the cat content on the internet.
https://botsin.space/@CatsOfAsia
https://github.com/haikoschol/cats-of-asia
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Estimated- Est. 80% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Limited engagement data — score uses the signals available.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Low confidence — few signals are public for this listing, so treat it as a rough screen. Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
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