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Followers
367
Account age
2 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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Known for
📊 Post engagement
4
Avg engagement / post
1.1%
Engagement vs followers
May 2024
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Couch time m'lem · 8 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
4.6 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.4×
Follows 265 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Couch time m'lem
"A DOT spokesperson told NPR in an emailed statement on Wednesday that...'Since nearly 80% of the population uses cars to get to work and their important medical appointments, we are taking a closer look at federal guidance to ensure Ameri…
RE: https://mastodon.social/@kottke/116959260267260248
*Highly* recommend Madeline Miller. I am re-reading Circe right now and it is *so* good. Song of Achilles next. That one is always a tear jerker but likewise brilliant.
(Before anyone says it, yes I have considered that the bridesmaids dress was their kink. And maybe the cops played into that. If so, they prolly had really banging sex afterward).
You should see the look on a cop's face when he shows up to a shitty college apartment, and a dishevelled bridemaid with sex hair opens the door, while the person who made the call is showing you a pitcher of cherry Koolaide full of diarrh…
I guess it never occurred to her to change clothes, but before the cops got there to investigate the shit pitcher, she did get me to zip up the back of her dress.
Apparently boyfriend couldn't figure out to zip up the dress, so she was just awkwardly kind of holding the dress on by pinching the back together. We agreed to call the police because that was when she told me she found my very indoor cat…
One of the funniest parts of this story to me is my roommate. When I got home, I went to get a drink and noticed the thoroughly beshatted pitcher. Roommate had her boyfriend over at the time. I had to tell her I thought someone had been in…
Weird story time: What is the most random, odd or otherwise awkward thing that has happened to you?
I'll start. My apartment was once broken into. I was a broke-ass college student, so not much to steal. But they did steal a DVD player tha…
Y'all. I haven't had boba tea since we moved to Texas eight years ago. Just discovered that a boba shop opened less than a mile from my house. @ok_devalias is enroute as we speak.
Let the boba commence! :conga_parrot:
"I don't know what else to say. The weirder we got, the more normal it felt."
Subtoot: Do not try to "discipline" a cat. You are either blessed to be in their presence, or you are appreciating their majesty. There is no third space.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
beige.party
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
May 2024
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2024 — 2 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 4.6× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
61/100
Fair
Credibility score
84%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 84% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~1.1% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Teacher. Lore keeper. Science believer. Pragmatist, but out of hopeful green stuff woven.
Also: Gamer. Critter enthusiast. Recovering academic. Part-time Druid. Freelance Honey Badger. Borderline normal.
Profile picture is Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo, projecting anger with her mouth open wide, photoshopped into Edvard Munch's "The Scream."
Background picture is a vandalized mural in Austin, TX that used to say "You're My Butter Half" and now reads "You're My Butt Hole."
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