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Hates Decaf

Hates Decaf

Mastodon @hatesdecaf@mastodon.social
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📣Sponsored postOne disclosed post (toot) with your link and message. $12→ 🧵Sponsored threadA multi-post explainer or story — the fediverse rewards dept… $30→ 📦Product seeding / honest reviewSend me your product — I post a disclosed, honest take. Auth… $16→ 📌Pinned sponsored postA disclosed post pinned to the top of my profile for the mon… $36/mo→ 🔗Profile link (bio field)Your link in one of my profile metadata fields for the month… $18/mo→ 🔁Boost packageI boost (repost) your account's toots through the month — di… $24/mo→ 🏛️Instance / community sponsorshipSponsor the server I run — a sponsor line in the About/rules… $30/mo→ 🤝Mutual boost collabWe boost each other across instances — a value swap between … Swap→ 🎬UGC HireBranded content for your own channels & ads from $50→ 🎙️Podcast guest spotInvite Hates Decaf onto your podcast (~45 min, remote) $25→ 📞1:1 ConsultPaid video call — advice, coaching or Q&A $75/hr→

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Followers
8
Account age
0 yrs
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Known for

My ADHD never fails to entertain me. #Makeitbounce #meetings #ADHD #HRlovesMe1 views My ADHD never fails to entertain me. #Makeitbounce #meetings #ADHD #HRlovesMe

📊 Post engagement

1
Avg engagement / post
12.5%
Engagement vs followers
Dec 2025
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: RE: https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/117108387919645537 Fin · 1 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.35 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 1 image · 2 video.
Follower / following
0.1×
Follows 74 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post RE: https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/117108387919645537 Finally. Something that matches my guillotine earrings. ★ 1
I have an old laptop and my coworker’s suggestion was that I should click on the phishing email to finally get upgraded. Tomorrow will be a great day for IT, I can feel it. #BeAMenace RE: https://mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/117079574171169589 Also how Cymbalta works. ▶ My ADHD never fails to entertain me. #Makeitbounce #meetings #ADHD #HRlovesMe ★ 1 I needed to hear this yesterday so today I’m saying this to you: It’s not your fault. You didn’t deserve what happened to you. Listen, anything can happen. There are people on tumblr still writing Agent Hotchner fanfics and that shit is 20 yrs old. This baddie has had the saddies for days and just can’t shake it. ▶ 12: *puts foot where 13 was sitting* 13: Move, please. 12: Make me. 13: *looks murderous* Me: Street rules have been declared! There are times that doing the right thing hurts like hell. Caring about others will mean taking damage, that’s reality. It’s about how much you can heal from without damaging the people you love and are responsible for. Coworker: “Damage” kids just enough to make them funny, right? Me: Right. Otherwise you leave them with some kind of bill. Coworker: What? Me: Well, self medicating cost money and therapy isn’t free either. *pause* Oh you were joking. Co… Star Trek isn’t political like West Wing isn’t political. Just because they ripped Kirk’s shirt and had Spock out in the streets, don’t be easily distracted 😂 The faces of absolute tomfoolery.

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
mastodon.social
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Dec 2025
An established account with real history on the platform.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2025.
👁️Averages 1 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.4× per week.

🕵️ Fake follower check

Estimated
69/100
Good Credibility score
92%
Real Real audience
Low Fake-follower risk
Medium Data confidence
  • Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~0.1× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Social worker with the humor to match, IT & HR nightmare, ADHD, 🐓 🦆 🐑 mom raising feral teenagers in the rural Midwest. I’m exhausted 🥱 and live on coffee.

📸 Gallery

My ADHD never fails to entertain me. #Makeitbounce #meetings #ADHD #HRlovesMe 12: *puts foot where 13 was sitting* 13: Move, please. 12: Make me. 13: *looks murderous* Me: Street rules have been declared! The faces of absolute tomfoolery.

🔀 Audience overlap

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