Hazel Weakly

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Followers
5.6K
Account age
3 yrs

Known for

This hair ages like a fine wine and I love it so much114 views This hair ages like a fine wine and I love it so much Falling in love with the Netherlands ❤️ (Featuring @Mara)85 views Falling in love with the Netherlands ❤️ (Featuring @Mara) ATTN: honk77 views ATTN: honk Had fun at my first koningsdag!43 views Had fun at my first koningsdag!

📊 Post engagement

43
Avg engagement / post
0.8%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: This hair ages like a fine wine and I love it so much · 114 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.68 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 10 image · 2 video.
Follower / following
6.9×
Follows 809 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post This hair ages like a fine wine and I love it so much ★ 114
I’m obsessed with these jellyfish earrings and the new hair colour refresh that my stylist did last week Give me ALL the colour ★ 30 In my defence, it’s pride and I’m not wearing makeup *or* a specially designed outfit for pride. So this is several notches down from what I could’ve been doing had I prepared properly… ★ 40 ▶ Falling in love with the Netherlands ❤️ (Featuring @Mara) ★ 85 Had fun at my first koningsdag! ★ 43 ▶ ATTN: honk ★ 77 I have illustrated my very biased opinions but the jury should show that they are correct 🫡 (I jest. I am well aware this is one of the most American things about me. But I can’t help it) ★ 17 Hello #KubeCon day three! (Or two? Or four? Five?? Counting is hard) The famous Kubernetes dress returns, too. Catch me floating around if you can! ★ 19 She go to #KubeCon day two. No more talks from me, but that just means I have all day to wander around and say hi to everyone! ★ 19 Hello #KubeCon! I’m speaking today on building extensible platforms and I can’t wait. And for those of you building platform shaped projects… I have a challenge for you, if you’re feeling ambitious 👀 As always, please feel free to say hi i… ★ 26 Monki Gras day two! I had to check out of my hotel in a rush so I missed the full length photo and you’re getting the severely toned down makeup look today, but on the bright side I made it in time for breakfast today 😍 (Full length photo … ★ 12 Monki Gras 2026 Here I come! This is probably the most nervous for a talk I’ve been in a long time. But I’m so excited to give it and there’s no other conference I could possibly give this talk at ★ 36

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
hachyderm.io
A tech & engineering server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 43 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.7× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

76/100 Good
  • Est. 85% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Content engagement (~0.8% of followers) is around typical for Mastodon.
  • Verified account.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
85%
Fake-follower risk
Low

Heuristic estimate from view-through, engagement vs size and recent growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

I have thoughts. Lots of thoughts. They never stop thinking. Never stop thunking.

📸 Gallery

This hair ages like a fine wine and I love it so much I’m obsessed with these jellyfish earrings and the new hair colour refresh that my stylist did last week Give me ALL the colour In my defence, it’s pride and I’m not wearing makeup *or* a specially designed outfit for pride. So this is several notches down from what I could’ve been doing had I prepared properly… Falling in love with the Netherlands ❤️ (Featuring @Mara) Had fun at my first koningsdag! ATTN: honk I have illustrated my very biased opinions but the jury should show that they are correct 🫡 (I jest. I am well aware this is one of the most American things about me. But I can’t help it) Hello #KubeCon day three! (Or two? Or four? Five?? Counting is hard) The famous Kubernetes dress returns, too. Catch me floating around if you can!

🔀 Audience overlap

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