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I might have just turned my first heel. I might have to frog tomorrow. Who knows? 🤷♀️
#knitting #socks
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Look at these cool Rust async tide and surf stickers that I had at home!
The tide one was used to cover up a corporate sticker on a laptop that’s going to our nephew. Lucky him!
#rust #rustlang
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It turns out that past me was a bit of an asshole.
📊 Post engagement
4
Avg engagement / post
1.1%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Stitch goblins, they sneak in while you’re looking the other way · 13 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.78 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.7×
Follows 212 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
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For the programmers amongst you, stitch goblins are a close relative of code elves, who do the same thing to your code.
Of course the kids these days call it AI programming, but it’s been happening long before that was a thing.
…they also called it 6.
In fact, they call anything that looks like a numeral, 6. So that’s one crisis averted, for now.
2/2
Child 2 (1.5y) recently recognised and named the numeral 6, entirely out of context. They then did the same thing with a hand written numeral a few days later.
With great trepidation, I wrote a 7…
1/2
#Snails really are noisy eaters.
I read somewhere that they have a lot of teeth, maybe that’s why.
I might have just turned my first heel. I might have to frog tomorrow. Who knows? 🤷♀️
#knitting #socks
We’ve got the sort of temperature today that once you finish hanging out a load of washing you can start taking it in again as it’s already dry.
#hot
Look at these cool Rust async tide and surf stickers that I had at home!
The tide one was used to cover up a corporate sticker on a laptop that’s going to our nephew. Lucky him!
#rust #rustlang
It seems I’m up to the “drilling holes in walls” stage of pest control.
(actually the back of a cupboard, but close enough)
It turns out that past me was a bit of an asshole.
This is a pretty good point:
> but I'm not really even sure if you may not achieve bigger speedup without any LLMs, just by dumping all these things that were previously important, like peer review, etc
https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/s/AY2V…
I’m up to the part of amateur #plumbing where I’m cutting through a metal pipe with what I think is a hobby hack saw.
I might have just turned my first heel. I might have to frog tomorrow. Who knows? 🤷♀️
#knitting #socks
We’ve got the sort of temperature today that once you finish hanging out a load of washing you can start taking it in again as it’s already dry.
#hot
Look at these cool Rust async tide and surf stickers that I had at home!
The tide one was used to cover up a corporate sticker on a laptop that’s going to our nephew. Lucky him!
#rust #rustlang
It seems I’m up to the “drilling holes in walls” stage of pest control.
(actually the back of a cupboard, but close enough)
It turns out that past me was a bit of an asshole.
This is a pretty good point:
> but I'm not really even sure if you may not achieve bigger speedup without any LLMs, just by dumping all these things that were previously important, like peer review, etc
https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/s/AY2V…
I’m up to the part of amateur #plumbing where I’m cutting through a metal pipe with what I think is a hobby hack saw.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
hachyderm.io
A tech & engineering server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
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On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.8× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated75/100
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Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~1.1% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
number theorist x software hacker • rustacean • ask me about tokio-console • engineering manager at HERE • corazón andaluz • permanent antipodean • he/him
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