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the surgery was a complete failure; i lived
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👈 WORLD'S COSIEST FISH
Very big thank you @ShezHsky for ferrying me back to the aquarium on such short notice!! 💙
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Le clair de lune étouffe tout sauf les étoiles les plus brillantes...
...mais la lune est une amie avec qui les solitaires peuvent parler.
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some cunt managed to throw a flashbang into the skybox and now the game's gone to shit
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the surgery was a complete failure; i lived
Le clair de lune étouffe tout sauf les étoiles les plus brillantes...
...mais la lune est une amie avec qui les solitaires peuvent parler.
👈 WORLD'S COSIEST FISH
Very big thank you @ShezHsky for ferrying me back to the aquarium on such short notice!! 💙
ALSO VERY SORRY TO THE LOVELY ANESTHETIST WHO I APPARENTLY CLAWED THE FUCK OUT OF BAD ENOUGH I BROKE A NAIL ON HIS ARM WHILE HE WAS PUTTING ME UNDER AND "BECAME AWARE TWICE" DURING, I HOPE STARMER GIVES YOU THE RAISE YOU DESERVE 😣😣😣😣😣😣
brb surgery, lmao
Trash day.
Come home late. Order sushi delivery.
Phone restaurant to make dietary alteration.
Voice I don't recognise answers.
"Ohh, let me see if chefs can do it. Busy night."
Familiar voice in background:
"Allergy, no sesame? … for Eden?…
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now *that's* what i call "Gameing"
some cunt managed to throw a flashbang into the skybox and now the game's gone to shit
Was in the lab today. Been tachycardiarrythmic all morning. Keep getting asked if I'm okay because I'm shaking a lot - manage to blame it on the Parkinsons for like six hours then my fuckin remote EKG starts beeping and a nurse rings my ph…
Heart is in pieces over the sudden loss of one of my dearest friends, @SpottedSqueak.
Trying to reach out to others who also knew him well, but everything feels so numb.
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