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Seen on Lemmy.
#AI #Claude #AISucks
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Too damned cute, if you ask me. He’s tired from all the trying to chew on my hand. #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Fedidogs #Mastodog
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1. Phoebe the Insane Bulldog
2. Rocky the Crazy Frenchie
3. Edgar the Gentleman Boston
#Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Mastodog #Fedidogs
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Phoebe the Insane Bulldog loves nothing more than a squeaky tennis ball. She’s in doggie heaven. #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Fedidogs #Mastodog #Mondog
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🔥 Top post: Seen on Lemmy. #AI #Claude #AISucks · 151 likes + reposts
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Seen on Lemmy.
#AI #Claude #AISucks
Just wanted to quote this CNN article, that quotes #Biden ins a recent speech.
Can you see the complete sentences? The logical flow of one sentence to the next?
#FFS You can locate the intelligence of #Trump in the near foothills of Mt Bel…
The talking points of the #DNC against the #DSA are *fucking* *identical* to the talking points of the #GOP against the #Democrats. Word for fucking word.
It very much gives the game away, who is actually doing the talking. The #oligarchs …
The Movable Object vs the Resistible Force: Mariners vs a Red Sox Lefty. Let’s do this! #GoMs #Mariners #MLB #Baseball
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Rocky the Crazy Frenchie’s favorite hobby is to chew on the face of Phoebe the Insane Bulldog. She’s remarkably tolerant of him. Can’t think why, his teeth are stupid little needles, can’t wait for him to get his adult teeth. #Dogs #FediDo…
Phoebe the Insane Bulldog and Rocky the Crazy Frenchie snoozing on the couch, after some vigorous mauling of each other while I was trying to nap. #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #DogsOfFediverse #Mastodog #Fedidogs
#3GoodThings
1. Phoebe the Insane Bulldog
2. Rocky the Crazy Frenchie
3. Edgar the Gentleman Boston
#Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Mastodog #Fedidogs
Phoebe the Insane Bulldog is a loving, protective big sister to Rocky the Crazy Frenchie Puppy. That is, until he’s bitten and pulled on her jowls for about five minutes and she finally loses patience, then >whomp<. #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #…
Phoebe the Insane Bulldog loves nothing more than a squeaky tennis ball. She’s in doggie heaven. #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Fedidogs #Mastodog #Mondog
Too damned cute, if you ask me. He’s tired from all the trying to chew on my hand. #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Fedidogs #Mastodog
Are the Mariners going to be the first team to retire the same number twice? #RandyJohnson #Mariners #MLB #Baseball #GoMs
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