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965
Account age
3 yrs
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Known for
8 views
Yeah you better watch out. They'll fuck you up.
2 views
Extremely happy with how my cheesecake came out, it's the best I've ever made, so I'm going to share the recipe with y'all cos I shouldn't be the only one to enjoy this awesomeness
This is based on the BBC food recipe: https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/lemoncheesecake_65665 which was excellent to start with, but has a couple of minor upgrades.
The base:
250g (1 small pack) McVities digestive bi
📊 Post engagement
6
Avg engagement / post
0.6%
Engagement vs followers
Feb 2023
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Note to self: if you do not put the lid on the grounds container · 20 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
5.6 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
2.1×
Follows 454 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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How do we know that, after thousands of years of seven day weeks, people didn't get it mixed up in, like, 890AD and skip a few. It might actually be Saturday and I'm getting out of bed for work like a right chump.
Curse the evil email fairies that make errors invisible until you send it and read the copy that you sent to yourself
Yeah you better watch out. They'll fuck you up.
Bitcoin bros: this is the most wasteful thing humanity has ever built!
AI bros: hold my beer
I have SharePoint woes
First and foremost: I'm required to use SharePoint. Woe is me.
Described the OpenAI/Huggingface incident to my family as "they built a Rube Goldberg machine incorporating a blowtorch and acted as though they couldn't be to blame when it fell sideways and set fire to their neighbour's garden"
British prime minister challenge: do ONE good thing at least before you start on the bad
Challenge level: impossible, apparently
Wow, I wasn't expecting much from Burnham, but he's managed to make me hate him with his very first policy announcement. New oil and gas? What the fuck, dude?
Duolingo treat their customers, and the concept of consent, with absolute contempt. There's constant pressure for you to upgrade to the "Max" plan with a free trial every few weeks that you can't opt out of. It's even more obnoxious than L…
Extremely happy with how my cheesecake came out, it's the best I've ever made, so I'm going to share the recipe with y'all cos I shouldn't be the only one to enjoy this awesomeness
This is based on the BBC food recipe: https://www.bbc.co.u…
I don't know what's worse, that other lazy rat bastard people don't pick up their dog's poop...
Or that my dog always tries to eat it 😭
Yeah you better watch out. They'll fuck you up.
Bitcoin bros: this is the most wasteful thing humanity has ever built!
AI bros: hold my beer
I have SharePoint woes
First and foremost: I'm required to use SharePoint. Woe is me.
Described the OpenAI/Huggingface incident to my family as "they built a Rube Goldberg machine incorporating a blowtorch and acted as though they couldn't be to blame when it fell sideways and set fire to their neighbour's garden"
British prime minister challenge: do ONE good thing at least before you start on the bad
Challenge level: impossible, apparently
Wow, I wasn't expecting much from Burnham, but he's managed to make me hate him with his very first policy announcement. New oil and gas? What the fuck, dude?
Duolingo treat their customers, and the concept of consent, with absolute contempt. There's constant pressure for you to upgrade to the "Max" plan with a free trial every few weeks that you can't opt out of. It's even more obnoxious than L…
Extremely happy with how my cheesecake came out, it's the best I've ever made, so I'm going to share the recipe with y'all cos I shouldn't be the only one to enjoy this awesomeness
This is based on the BBC food recipe: https://www.bbc.co.u…
I don't know what's worse, that other lazy rat bastard people don't pick up their dog's poop...
Or that my dog always tries to eat it 😭
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
hachyderm.io
A tech & engineering server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Feb 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 6 views per post.
📤Posts about 5.6× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.6% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Network security witch doctor turned Splunk whisperer. All of the logs! All of them.
Servant to three cats.
3rd adjutant undersecretary to the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the Wokerati (Midlands division 5, reserves)
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