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Today was a good day! Made spicy chicken, ate some of it, and finished painting a couple of my Kill Teams
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“Militia units of the planet Borghese, this is Star Captain Galen of the 243rd Fox Assault Cluster. As your employers have foolishly reneged on the terms of their agreement with Clan Sea Fox, I claim all Industrial assets of the world of Borghese for the profit of Clan Sea Fox. I bring a full binary of clan ‘mechs supported by two points of elementals.
What forces do you bring in defense?” -Star C
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“Militia units of the planet Borghese, this is Star Captain Galen of the 243rd Fox Assault Cluster. As your employers have foolishly reneged on the terms of their agreement with Clan Sea Fox, I claim all Industrial assets of the world of B…
Bitten by the writing bug. It's like getting bitten by a regular bug, but the itch is inside the brain somewhere. And you satisfy it by scratching a pen on paper. So like an inverse bug bite.
This metaphor has gotten away from me. Cursed L…
What's that sound? That scrabbling sound you hear? Could it be a friendly Clockwork digging out from under the spare blankets and old pie tins? It could be... it is!
yes, Yes... the Clockwork is loose!
As a longtime fan of BDG and Worthikids, its fun to see them collaborate together (Along with the talented Louie Zong). I really enjoyed the song!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA4POAT_8OA
Spent most of the day replacing my broken garbage disposal. Thank god for random handypersons uploading tutorials for my exact specific model.
Today was a good day! Made spicy chicken, ate some of it, and finished painting a couple of my Kill Teams
Okay, after three days of running around sourcing parts, My re-built computer is working! (I am typing on it Right Now, even)
Some minor upgrades to previous setup to boot. (better storage and ram solutions, better quality PSU)
Now to log …
Welp, my pc seems to have kicked the bucket for the last time. I’d been having problems on and off with it for a while, but at long last it seems to have given up the ghost. Seems like a dual hard drive and motherboard failure.
I won’t kno…
Apparently my mother, an avid reader, had never picked up any Disc World novels. I had the joy of giving her Going Postal and then getting a series of texts to the tune of "Hey, this is hilarious! Why is this so funny? Why didn't you tell …
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