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I think you're doing a disservice to vegans if you produce a book with recipes that include "six slices of bacon sliced into strips and also use smoked "40g grated parmesan (optional)"
Presumably you're meant to understand and use alternatives. Oh. The fucking chef isn't even vegan. Career chefs trying to use politics for business. Fuck off. #vegan
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I think you're doing a disservice to vegans if you produce a book with recipes that include "six slices of bacon sliced into strips and also use smoked "40g grated parmesan (optional)"
Presumably you're meant to understand and use alternat…
Unconventional film fans, what do you think of "sweet sweetbacks baadasssss song"? #movies #films
In another option which will probably make people dislike me; I have little sympathy for people who die in helicopter flights they've paid for. They are usually massively rich bastards. I would make an exclusion for someone taking a once i…
It's another instance of American exceptionalism that Trump is claiming his new tariffs are based on 'forced labour' when the USA literally allows imprisoned people to be used as slaves in its constitution. #auspol
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I just remembered that I had a mobile phone and internet access at home before I owned a colour television (black and white TV licences are cheaper in the UK).
When I was mostly asleep last night I dreamt that the sausage onion existed, that is to say, someone had bred onions to be long cylinders instead of just spheres.
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