Idle Stories
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Followers
50
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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📊 Post engagement
10
Avg engagement / post
20%
Engagement vs followers
Apr 2023
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: I watch the little creatures around my house. They don't seem to · 26 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.12 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1×
Follows 52 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Don't put a baby wizard in a wooden cot.
When a wizard is crying, the whole world is his wand.
#wss366 #baby
Trying something: making an old message simpler with https://xkcd.com/simplewriter/
“This is a beautiful garden,” said the little flying creature.
“Thanks. You’re the first one to notice,” said the big flying creature. “So many stupid figh…
The train stops at a distance from a tiny village. From my window seat, I see a lone figure hurry out of a building and towards us.
He passes a construction site. The village has clearly been trying to grow towards the railway, but it is …
"Do you sell the T-shirt?" I nodded at the girl's own. She could be two or three years older than Dee, a little thin but shining with similar eagerness.
"Sure we have T-shirts. Would you like an attraction boost, good-luck charm, or anythi…
The girl in the market stall wore a black T-shirt that said "Trust me I'm a witch" in sparkly letters. All around her, herbs and various trinkets, presumably "enchanted", whatever that meant. *I'm* an engineer and I'm telling you this is a…
“I see.” The purchaser got up to leave.
“Ask around as you like! No sensible fashion designer would do such a thing.”
“Whatever!”
* * *
“So this is how the war started? Is it why we have such ugly clothes now?”
“More or less. But I wouldn’…
#microfiction
“Yes, they are pretty,” the purchaser eyed the samples on display, “but we can’t buy them. They are against the cyber crime prevention law.”
The designer frowned. “What has cyber crime to do with clothes?”
“They have no pocke…
Two rows of doors stretch before me. Each bears a date: on the left, the past; on the right, the future. The door handles on the left are covered in frost; on the right, red hot.
Behind my back, today is lukewarm. I don’t want today, but h…
“Don’t listen to them,” I said when they arrived. “This is how they divide us.”
But everyone sat them at their campfires and listened to fantastic tales of their homeland.
“Don’t take anything from them,” I implored, when they offered us n…
First we switched our places, then our identities. I thought our destinies would be next. I had been hoping for it, ever since I saw my ignominious future.
But with our lives so intertwined, suddenly I can’t bear to do this to you. I must …
“This is a beautiful garden,” said the bumblebee.
“Thanks. You’re the first one to notice,” said the dragon. “So many stupid knights pass through here and see nothing but the cave up top.”
“Do they come threaten you?”
“Not me, my wife. Bu…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
writing.exchange
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Apr 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 10 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
80/100
Excellent
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~0.2× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
97%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Mostly random deposits of microfiction. In English.
My other profile (mostly in Czech) is at @idle
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