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Not great light, but glad I took the camera and giant lens on a hike today.
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A few days ago, the kid and I knocked out the whole Mohican State Park loop in Ohio. I guess it's an IMBA epic. Was amazing. 25 miles. 3500' of up according to his Garmin. A bit of every kind of trail and scenery that never disappointed. Highly recommend. Smoke was low when we started but got thicker as we rode, but wasn't too bad yet. #MTB #BikeTooter #cycling
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Violet and her comfort glitter ball that has been loved so much that the glitter is gone. She carries it around. Kinda like a teddy bear. #CatsOfMastodon
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Appears our new little chunk of prairie has a nursery web spider and her brood in it. I can't say I've seen one before. #nature #spiders
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Not great light, but glad I took the camera and giant lens on a hike today.
I get texts periodically from people wanting land I own (or at least land that has my phone number attached to it). I decided to start replying.
First oil change on the new truck. Guessing the factory used an impact wrench on the oil filter. Oof.
A few days ago, the kid and I knocked out the whole Mohican State Park loop in Ohio. I guess it's an IMBA epic. Was amazing. 25 miles. 3500' of up according to his Garmin. A bit of every kind of trail and scenery that never disappointed. H…
Appears our new little chunk of prairie has a nursery web spider and her brood in it. I can't say I've seen one before. #nature #spiders
Violet and her comfort glitter ball that has been loved so much that the glitter is gone. She carries it around. Kinda like a teddy bear. #CatsOfMastodon
Upon further review; that was just one cluster. Looking at all of them, it's >20,000 cores doing nothing.
Looking at 5900 cores doing fuck-all in AWS (all the time) and wondering how I get people to fix this without violating all kinds of laws.
Today's work Slack entertainment:
Watching a "Senior Software Engineer" publicly show they can't figure out why a music streaming service only works in incognito mode.
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Front yard (woods) fireflies tonight. Surprised the phone captured them. Quite the show.
Anyone else's house get buzzed by a F-35 at full throttle or is there something I should know?
edit: F-35. Found a post on Failbook. Yup, town got buzzed.
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