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Brunswick station was quite moody at about 11.30pm last night.
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Came out of a gig at the Northcote Theatre tonight (the Reg Mombassa/Peter O'Doherty 50th anniversary incarnation of Mental As Anything - so much fun) to find it was now somewhat misty and only 8°C.
Took this shot as I wandered the back streets looking for my car...
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Back from the hills tonight, where we did the Puffing Billy “train of lights” experience (2.5-hour return journey from Lakeside to Gembrook along historic narrow-gauge track, aboard an old steam #train projecting a light show onto the forest) - it was excellent.
Took some colourful #psychedelic pho
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Popped down to the beach shack at Hampton yesterday for one of their delicious home-made lentil burgers whilst sitting in the sun, followed by a walk along the little pier.
It was glorious, though despite the blue skies and sunshine it was only 12°C and once away from the sheltering foreshore greene
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Brunswick station was quite moody at about 11.30pm last night.
#Melbourne #TrainStation
A few photos taken tonight aboard the Puffing Billy “train of lights” (a 2.5-hour return journey along historic narrow-gauge track aboard an old steam #train projecting a light show onto the forest).
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Back from the hills tonight, where we did the Puffing Billy “train of lights” experience (2.5-hour return journey from Lakeside to Gembrook along historic narrow-gauge track, aboard an old steam #train projecting a light show onto the fore…
Popped down to the beach shack at Hampton yesterday for one of their delicious home-made lentil burgers whilst sitting in the sun, followed by a walk along the little pier.
It was glorious, though despite the blue skies and sunshine it was…
Came out of a gig at the Northcote Theatre tonight (the Reg Mombassa/Peter O'Doherty 50th anniversary incarnation of Mental As Anything - so much fun) to find it was now somewhat misty and only 8°C.
Took this shot as I wandered the back st…
It’s a wee bit foggy in Yellingbo this morning.
Working at home with the rain coming down, listening to the remaster of my favourite (with the possible exception of 'Live Ethereal Cereal') of #OzricTentacles originally cassette-only releases, 'Sliding Gliding Worlds'.
Their first releas…
Been a bit slack on the live music front, but we got out last night for a gig for the first time in many months: Not Drowning, Waving with PNG music legend George Telek and various guests, at the Brunswick Ballroom.
Absolutely brilliant ni…
Took the doggo out in the dark to a local park earlier tonight, and even though normally there'd be at least half a dozen other dogs/people there, tonight we were on our lonesome - it was weird, like I'd missed a memo or something...
So an…
My op shop haul from a couple of days ago. Three comedy DVDs, plus the only #StarWars related film since the OG trilogy I really rate or enjoy, which I might want to rewatch yet again one day, having ditched Disney+.
(The Fisher King is on…
My rainy Sunday arvo op shop haul. Two DVDs ('The Plank' and S3 of 'Get Smart') and four books ('Bulldog Drummond', which I've been meaning to read for decades; 'One of Our Thursday's is Missing,' by Jasper Fforde (already have in softcove…
Just back from seeing the new Iron Maiden documentary, 'Burning Ambition', at the cinema with my youngest (16 yo).
A good time was most definitely had, and once the end credits had finished rolling my son turned to me and said, "Well, I'm …
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