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Followers
279
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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📊 Post engagement
3
Avg engagement / post
1.1%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: RE: https://mstdn.social/@12thRITS/116887101715434447 This is st · 12 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
1.6 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.4×
Follows 651 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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RE: https://epsilon.social/@palletack/116942828242903674
I am in this picture, and I don’t like it. 🙁
RE: https://mastodon.social/@workchronicles/116926746526001309
Can confirm… 🙁
And the thing is, this is a solved problem. Searching used to work; but people have actively chosen to make it worse. 🙁
Aargh. Why is search so useless now? I do a web search for something specific and I get endless list of results that do not actually contain what specifically what I asked for. I do a search in an online store for a specific category of pr…
RE: https://fosstodon.org/@governa/116864788596065276
How was this only 30-years ago! 😮
One of the things I love about Mastodon is just how international it is, which combined the ability to follow hashtags means you get to see opinions and thoughts from people all around the world. But what do people think about using #trans…
RE: https://mastodon.social/@ndolson/116784850328457839
OMG. Yes. So much this!! 😮
RE: https://mastodon.social/@gamingonlinux/116736944595812442
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/116668915798289336
I don’t ever remember this being in cinemas (maybe it wasn’t - this side of thr Atlantic?), but I do remember it being on the TV later in the 1980s, during the school summer holid…
They fixed it… 👍🏻 #manjaro #linux
#manjaro #linux
They fixed it… 👍🏻 #manjaro #linux
#manjaro #linux
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
infosec.exchange
A cybersecurity & infosec server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 1.6× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~1.1% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Making a new start here with a new name.
Cybersecurity PhD, Hacker, Software Reverse Engineer, & some time developer. Likes IoT security, low-level Linux & retrocomputing. Dog owner, big old geek. Diagnosed Autistic & ADHD. Dyslexic. Dyspraxic. #AuDHD
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