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648
Account age
0 yrs
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📊 Post engagement
21
Avg engagement / post
3.2%
Engagement vs followers
Oct 2025
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: when someone is both funny and kind of an asshole, that's called · 106 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.58 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
2.1×
Follows 313 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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here's a short essay I wrote about consent, AI, and why AI enthusiasts always sound so... rape-y, when they're trying to convince you to use it
https://infinitefinite.blog/2026/05/04/just-let-it-happen/
oh hey look, I wrote some stuff you should read, this time about enshittification and the decline of the quality of... well, everything
https://infinitefinite.blog/2026/04/28/the-decline-of-quality-amid-the-spread-of-enshittification/
I'm a bad cat parent for not introducing them over there before now
https://infinitefinite.blog/2026/04/01/kitty-corner/
I spent some time writing about the attempt to insert AI into every facet of our lives. you should read it and say nice things to me about what I wrote (or depressing things, this piece is also depressing, as is my way)
https://infinitefin…
You should read the short essay I wrote about law enforcement and how it relates to public safety. I'm planning for this to be the first in a series of pieces about law enforcement in the United States.
https://infinitefinite.blog/2026/03/…
stuck between not giving a shit and giving so many shits that I am now at a shit deficit
the internet is haunted by cringey ghosts
https://infinitefinite.blog/2026/03/16/the-internet-is-haunted-by-cringey-ghosts/
I've been laid off since February 2025, & money is getting really tight. If you would like to help, my links & payment options are below.
https://ko-fi.com/infinitefinite
infinitefinite on cashapp, venmo, and paypal
https://infinitefinite…
when I said I didn't want to work again I meant I wanted to be independently wealthy not perpetually unemployed
starting to be concerned about the quantity of involuntary noises I make completing almost any motion
every day more stupid than the one before it
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
beige.party
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Oct 2025
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2025.
👁️Averages 21 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.6× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
72/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~3.2% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Tell your pets I said hi.
jokes • not jokes
https://justmytoots.com/@
pfp: a photo of a fluffy black cat with green eyes taken as though the cat took a selfie
header: the covered wagon from Oregon Trail being pulled by an ox in lime green on a black background. Underneath it reads "You have died mad about it"
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