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Followers
2.1K
Account age
2 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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🧰 Free analysis for Ritalin Invitees
📊 Post engagement
8
Avg engagement / post
0.4%
Engagement vs followers
Feb 2024
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Vital question of our age: We're not going to argue about whethe · 44 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
19.1 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.3×
Follows 1.6K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Can't wait for Alex Jones to finally be forced to lay down his life for Trump. There are a number of reasons for this.
I'm going to regret this, but if I were contemplating putting Linux Mint on my main computer, why would I want to decide on a BSD instead? #Linux #BSD
I know only a few thousand Cybertrucks have actually been sold, which is why it's an exercise in probability to consider that I've seen what seems like tens of them.
What I'm saying is that the number of cars I see on my commute must be mu…
An extension has been secured. Now I have until Monday to care for my lawn to the neighbors' liking. Huzzah.
Did I mention that the notice from the town gives me one fucking day to resolve the issues they have with my lawn care? And that it rained today?
Sorry, I'm still extremely pissed off about this.
Fuck Joanne, fuck Harry Fucking Potter, and fuck everyone who is riding that motherfucker's coattails.
Loner of an Only Heart
It's apparently time once again for the shithole burg in which I'm forced to live to glue another complaint to my door. I guess I have to mow the lawn now. Well, not now, because it just rained. At some point before they fine me. Which the…
For the love of Christ, stop armchair diagnosing Donald Fucking Trump with mental illnesses. #subtoot #SubtootingEveryoneEvenYou
Anyone who says, "It was called the Dark Ages for a reason," should read better history. #subtoot
Hang on, maybe mermaids aren't mammals or fish. Maybe they're cephalopods! Or maybe they're crustaceans! We won't know until someone catches one for science.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
beige.party
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✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Feb 2024
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2024 — 2 years ago.
👁️Averages 8 views per post.
📤Posts about 19.1× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
70/100
Good
Credibility score
87%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 87% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.4% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
I'm the opposite of a murderer: I unstab people to life with my anti-knife.
I work in #theater, used to work in #computers as a #programmer, sometimes I #AmWriting and I dabble in #TTRPGs.
When my ADHD allows it, I love to read. #Fantasy is my jam but I enjoy a good #Mystery.
#BLM, #ACAB, #ADHD, #LGBTQIAdjacent, #NoTerfs, #NaziPunksFuckOff, #LandBack, #Leftist, #DisabledRights, #EatTheRich, #TransRightsAreHumanRights, #SexWorkIsWork #ReproductiveRightsAreHumanRights
I #art too sometimes!
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