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Yikes
The Mastodon algorithm has got me pegged
I like that they thought enough about this to write a lil' warning under, but decided not to fix it.
The optimal breakfast slurry:
Sludge - banana (mashed), peanut butter, soy milk
The Crunch - grape nuts
A good slurry comprises two key ingredients: the sludge and the crunch (loosely defined)
Whats humans ultimately crave is breakfast slurry
Hmm
Context mogging all the tokenmaxxers
A doctored pepper, which has 24 flavors.
Only a fifth source (the bus itself) can answer such questions, I've been made to understand
Four different sources, four different answers as to whether or not this bus exists.
Grape nuts are simply too good
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Estimated- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
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- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
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