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It’s giving “Captain Von Trapp wouldn’t buy me fabrics”
On two occasions I’ve met people whom I later learned were on cocaine. Both of them wanted me to make a movie starring them
My wife has been trying to convince me that I’d be a good Cub Scout leader. She ended with “the only thing you wouldn’t be good at is showing them how to be a good person”
OWW MY FUCKING EARDRUMS
Dear Texans: do you ever get desperate to show stage pride and use the flag of Liberia? 🇱🇷
The North Face merits a competitor called The South Ass
we regret to inform everyone that Jake faked his own death today. The fake cause of death is unknown. We insincerely ask that his family be kept in your thoughts. Funeral services will be held nowhere. In lieu of flowers, please donate to …
5: Im gonna under-arrest you for not taking care of your kids
ME: I do take care of my kids
5: no you didnt,your kids have been kidnapped
ME: arrest the dude that kidnapped em
5: I’ll under-arrest both of you
[im lying face down on the cou…
A tshirt gun but it violently dresses the target
You know how the Bible has several competing translations? Hear me out:
The Bible: Taylor’s Version
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