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Blagged from elsewhere, I don’t know who original author is.
Not every Christian is dyslexic…… 🤓
Channel 4 interviewing two northerners about Burnham. They are scousers, as is Burnham, but perhaps ask a couple of Mancunians……. I suppose for Channel 4 Liverpool and Manchester are up north so it’ll do.
When the person you love most in your life has a condition that estranges you both, I think it is an act of love to not highlight that condition, but to accept it as part of your life going forward. When the alternative is to argue your po…
The BBC doing a piece on Andy Burnham! It’s either to pile on the pressure or……
It’s official. My Friday paella with prawns and scallops NEEDS chorizo! How did I come to this conclusion? I’ve just had said dish, which I’m delighted to say, I also cooked! I love my paella pan! 🤓
The Torygraph making crap up! This is akin to the US nonsense ‘ANTIFA’.
Ruth Ellis has been granted a ‘partial pardon’. Her execution was against all humanity, but the state at the time was deeply inhuman. It’s a start.
It would seem that the Clacton byelection will be a two horse race. Binface vs Binjuice. The U.K. voted, overwhelmingly for a boat to be called Boaty McBoatface. Binjuice has got a fight on its hands! 🤓
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