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91
Account age
2 yrs
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Known for
10 views
Remember when Huawei was banned and now a decade later instead of dying, they make the best laptop on the market? This is the premium Linux laptop experience to make MacBook owners jealous. Anyway my wife loves her new to her laptop and mentioned that the "Huawei ban did exactly what it was supposed to do." Infer from that what you will.
Also when I say new, I mean gently used as I've never purch
6 views
TuxMath is a FOSS game available in the Debian repos and therefore also on the Linux Mint Debian edition. #Linux #linuxmint #macbook #tux #tuxmath #education #Foss
2 views
Malatang for Lunch. #food #malatang #soup #lunch #foodtok #foodie
📊 Post engagement
4
Avg engagement / post
4.4%
Engagement vs followers
Oct 2023
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Remember when Huawei was banned and now a decade later instead o · 10 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
1.6 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.4×
Follows 204 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Remember when Huawei was banned and now a decade later instead of dying, they make the best laptop on the market? This is the premium Linux laptop experience to make MacBook owners jealous. Anyway my wife loves her new to her laptop and mentioned that the "Huawei ban did exactly…
https://youtu.be/9ji4JnBsS-Y
Here you go, the new Electric Callboy song.
#electriccallboy #tanzneid #metal #music
Deleting an Apple account is disgustingly difficult when you don't have an Apple device. No I don't need anything explained because you don't have all the information except 2FA to a device I dont have since 2022 is stupid and I hate getti…
TuxMath is a FOSS game available in the Debian repos and therefore also on the Linux Mint Debian edition. #Linux #linuxmint #macbook #tux #tuxmath #education #Foss
Malatang for Lunch. #food #malatang #soup #lunch #foodtok #foodie
The year is almost halfway over but your metal album of the year so far is "Echoes" by Ethereal Darkness. Give yourself an hour and listen to it from start to finish. Its the one 2026 album I keep coming back to. #music #metal #blackmetal …
Also failed to mention that the X395 is my baby X1 Carbon. Bought for $75 in rough condition. Installed a new keyboard and glass trackpad last summer along with the Carbon fiber skin and its a beast. Only complaint is that its 1080p but wh…
New owner of a gently used Huawei MateBook X Pro laptop (2024). Morandi Blue color. Fantastic piece of gear. Probably the first time I've been wowed by a device since the W520 ThinkPad was new. Amazing OLED display with no eyestrain. Debia…
Happy 6th Birthday to the Hypa Hypa music video. Life changing. #hypahypa #electriccallboy #music #metal
Carolina Hurricanes won the Stanley Cup last night (hockey). Bittersweet, my dad passed earlier this year and he used to take us to games when we were kids. But I get to celebrate with my own kids and order a bunch of shit for them. Lots o…
Kid's iPad won't charge any more, a fucking week after the warranty expired. Because it's a fucking piece of shit made by a bunch of assholes. Anyway, kid is bummed out but wants to move on and build a cyberdeck so there's that. Also fuck …
Never thought I would get fond of this 2015 MacBook Air 11" like I literally have a laptop with 64GB of RAM and a desktop with 256GB of RAM and here is this little shit with 4GB and a display resolution from the 90s and this is the one I u…
TuxMath is a FOSS game available in the Debian repos and therefore also on the Linux Mint Debian edition. #Linux #linuxmint #macbook #tux #tuxmath #education #Foss
Malatang for Lunch. #food #malatang #soup #lunch #foodtok #foodie
The year is almost halfway over but your metal album of the year so far is "Echoes" by Ethereal Darkness. Give yourself an hour and listen to it from start to finish. Its the one 2026 album I keep coming back to. #music #metal #blackmetal …
Also failed to mention that the X395 is my baby X1 Carbon. Bought for $75 in rough condition. Installed a new keyboard and glass trackpad last summer along with the Carbon fiber skin and its a beast. Only complaint is that its 1080p but wh…
New owner of a gently used Huawei MateBook X Pro laptop (2024). Morandi Blue color. Fantastic piece of gear. Probably the first time I've been wowed by a device since the W520 ThinkPad was new. Amazing OLED display with no eyestrain. Debia…
Happy 6th Birthday to the Hypa Hypa music video. Life changing. #hypahypa #electriccallboy #music #metal
Carolina Hurricanes won the Stanley Cup last night (hockey). Bittersweet, my dad passed earlier this year and he used to take us to games when we were kids. But I get to celebrate with my own kids and order a bunch of shit for them. Lots o…
Kid's iPad won't charge any more, a fucking week after the warranty expired. Because it's a fucking piece of shit made by a bunch of assholes. Anyway, kid is bummed out but wants to move on and build a cyberdeck so there's that. Also fuck …
Never thought I would get fond of this 2015 MacBook Air 11" like I literally have a laptop with 64GB of RAM and a desktop with 256GB of RAM and here is this little shit with 4GB and a display resolution from the 90s and this is the one I u…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
social.sdf.org
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Oct 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 2 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 1.6× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~4.4% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
forty-something tolkien-inspired solar punk millennial sysadmin. 3x father. libre software advocate. strength training enthusiast. former baseball player. use gnu/linux and *BSD. he / him / his.
"Beyond the void but deep within me
A swamp of filth exists
A lake it was of crystal beauty
But Arda's spring went by"
#screenshots #sysadmin #ft86 #dodgers #clippers #straightedge #lutheran #thinkpad #toughbook #tolkien #metal #veteran #military #blindguardian #china
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