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Real widgets, also looking pretty.
#Marchintosh #MacOS #VintageMac #VintageApple
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Does God observe UTC, or is there some other time zone he observes?
Iβve thought about this for each Rapture Iβve lived through β and there have been more than a few β but I have yet to receive a satisfactory answer.
I ask because itβs already a couple of hours in from the perspective of Pacific T
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Oh, hey, lookβ¦ itβs @Cdespinosa
#RetroComputing #Retro #VCF
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Clinical depression is a real thing, y'all.
#MentalHealth #Git #Github #Depression #iOSDev
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Real widgets, also looking pretty.
#Marchintosh #MacOS #VintageMac #VintageApple
https://mastodon.social/@marioguzman/116200323758746070
I asked Claude's βHaikuβ model what the image Trump posted is intended to represent.
Haiku is Claude's dumbest model and, somehow, it managed to figure it out.
HuffPo: "Trump Says Depiction Of Him As Jesus Is Actually βMe As A Doctorβ"
#USβ¦
Is this actually genuinely remarkable?
I felt like I screwed up a fair bit... and probably need to clean my screen.
https://mastodon.social/@film_girl/116207312113330693
Oh, hey, lookβ¦ itβs @Cdespinosa
#RetroComputing #Retro #VCF
Want.
#Be #BeBox
If Apple wants to improve how their software development ecosystem works in conjunction with agentic AI, I can think of at least one bit of rather low-hanging fruitβ¦
#Xcode #Xcode26 #ClaudeCode #Claude #AI #AgenticCoding
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https://mastodon.social/@verge/115449043441244841
#Grokipedia #Wikipedia #ElonMusk
Clinical depression is a real thing, y'all.
#MentalHealth #Git #Github #Depression #iOSDev
I like how, every once in a while, ChatGPT will attempt to tie my wholly unrelated question (in this case, what the members of a long-defunct band are working on now) to my software development background.
#AI #LLM
Not really a big Star Trek guy, but I can't help myselfβ¦
#ClaudeCode #Claude #AI
I can only imagine what Steve would have told ICE to do when they came knocking. Something anatomically improbable.
Pretty sure this wouldnβt have happened, either. @Pschiller https://mastodon.social/@Pschiller/115322064560261796
Does God observe UTC, or is there some other time zone he observes?
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