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My new favorite sort function.
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When I moved to the US from Singapore I was functionally fluent in English but a pretty poor reader and writer so I struggled in literature classes.
Sometime around high school I discovered a MUD called Lusternia. It’s a game you play entirely with text on a terminal.
I was hooked and even got so f
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I used to think I disliked sandwiches.
Instead, I’ve learned recently that I simply have no tolerance for shitty sandwiches.
Burrata sandwich with cherry tomatoes, arugula, balsamic reduction, and roast beef on French bread.
Sorry, I needed to take a bite first. Ok fine 3 bites first.
#onlypans #
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If you grew up with Captain Crunch cereal I’m happy to report that it does not shred the roof of your mouth on contact anymore.
Torn on whether I should be celebrating capitalization turning this cereal into sweet styrofoam.
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My problem with live action Azula is that she is completely not evil looking enough.
Elizabeth Yu looks and acts like someone I’d have tea and crumpets with.
Give me the Willem Dafoe of girl villains!!
#tv #thelastairbender
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When I moved to the US from Singapore I was functionally fluent in English but a pretty poor reader and writer so I struggled in literature classes.
Sometime around high school I discovered a MUD called Lusternia. It’s a game you play enti…
I used to think I disliked sandwiches.
Instead, I’ve learned recently that I simply have no tolerance for shitty sandwiches.
Burrata sandwich with cherry tomatoes, arugula, balsamic reduction, and roast beef on French bread.
Sorry, I nee…
I would rather be poor than make an asshole rich.
If you grew up with Captain Crunch cereal I’m happy to report that it does not shred the roof of your mouth on contact anymore.
Torn on whether I should be celebrating capitalization turning this cereal into sweet styrofoam.
I do not have the Google app on my phone. I haven't had it on my phone in years.
Nice try Google. But if I haven't installed your app in >5 years I don't plan to do so today for "authentication".
I rarely make hashbrowns at home because I KNOW how much butter it takes to make it taste good.
This morning’s home made hashbrowns are certifiably “not bad” though!
250 calories. 140g of hashbrowns, 0.75 tbsp butter, 0.5 tbsp olive oil (…
Thought I’d support a local chicken sandwich spot for Friday lunch takeout but $16?????
#Houston
I don't think executives can tell the difference between AI writing and human writing.
Even the worst pre-AI #layoff announcements were never this devoid of empathy.
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