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4K
Account age
3 yrs
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📊 Post engagement
63
Avg engagement / post
1.6%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: The United States has: 770,000 homeless people 15,000,000 vacant · 359 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.62 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.6×
Follows 7K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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And thanks Jack, wherever you are, for stepping up to give the talk in my stead.
RE: https://thepit.social/@peter/116962244994361810
I had a similar reaction when I had to give a presentation to a large audience.
Except I did it ahead of time.
And yes, that was a post on the bane of sans-serif fonts…
Who is this Al guy everyone talks about?
And why does he need data centers?
My daughter knows all that computer and programming stuff, so I thought she could use a state of the art handheld computer.
The onboard computer that guided the Apollo missions to the moon had 4 kilobytes of RAM.
I'm guessing the computer on Artemis II has at least twice that.
Finally found the original octopus pie post for which I was looking. Three years ago which may be why I had trouble locating it.
https://mastodon.online/@dgar@aus.social/109652878338760047
Soon there will be a number of photos of various cute cephalopods, as well as people dressed up in relevant costumes, leading to a discussion as to whether it is appropriate to refer to a fursona if it is an octopus. Consensus will soon be…
Newly arrived on the fediverse and wondering the difference between here and X?
Ask what the plural is of octopus.
On X this will result in a vicious argument whether it is octopuses or octopi.
Here there will be polite discussion on when …
Today is the 62nd anniversary of the earthquake centered on Valdez, Alaska.
It is the strongest earthquake ever recorded in North America, and the second strongest in the world.
Erin Kissane has an interesting essay on the earthquake, and …
For those in more sane countries who might not know US trivia, both the second and third US presidents died on July 4th 1826, exactly 50 years to the day after the forming of the republic.
My daughter knows all that computer and programming stuff, so I thought she could use a state of the art handheld computer.
The onboard computer that guided the Apollo missions to the moon had 4 kilobytes of RAM.
I'm guessing the computer on Artemis II has at least twice that.
Finally found the original octopus pie post for which I was looking. Three years ago which may be why I had trouble locating it.
https://mastodon.online/@dgar@aus.social/109652878338760047
Soon there will be a number of photos of various cute cephalopods, as well as people dressed up in relevant costumes, leading to a discussion as to whether it is appropriate to refer to a fursona if it is an octopus. Consensus will soon be…
Newly arrived on the fediverse and wondering the difference between here and X?
Ask what the plural is of octopus.
On X this will result in a vicious argument whether it is octopuses or octopi.
Here there will be polite discussion on when …
Today is the 62nd anniversary of the earthquake centered on Valdez, Alaska.
It is the strongest earthquake ever recorded in North America, and the second strongest in the world.
Erin Kissane has an interesting essay on the earthquake, and …
For those in more sane countries who might not know US trivia, both the second and third US presidents died on July 4th 1826, exactly 50 years to the day after the forming of the republic.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.online
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 63 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.6× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated66/100
Good
Credibility score
77%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 77% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.6% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Follows 7K accounts — more than its own followers — a common follow-for-follow / bot pattern.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Nerd/geek since card-punch days. He/him. Recovering Aspergerian. Long retired. Trans rights are human rights. Oxford comma.
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