Joseph Lamoree✓
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Followers
107
Account age
1 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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Known for
402 views
There’s been a fucking Cybertruck parked in front of my house for five days. So annoying.
7 views
I just explained to the cashier at CVS that my shirt was a Douglas Adams reference. Holding back a smile I said, “Yeah, this is the first in a four-part trilogy.”
No reaction.
6 views
I made a paste of Vaseline® and cayenne pepper to keep the ants out of my hummingbird feeder. Hopefully this does the trick. If not, I'm escalating to double-sided tape.
3 views
Found a photo of me showing off my new Star SG-10 dot matrix printer attached to my Atari 800XL.
📊 Post engagement
47
Avg engagement / post
43.9%
Engagement vs followers
Jan 2025
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: There’s been a fucking Cybertruck parked in front of my house fo · 402 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.87 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 11 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
0.4×
Follows 244 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
There’s been a fucking Cybertruck parked in front of my house for five days. So annoying.
I put in a new controller and drip system this week. Digging 50’ of trench in clay with roots was no fun. But I’m pretty pleased with how it came out.
I see that this bag of baby carrots from Costco has a non-GMO label on it. Given that there are no commercially grown GMO carrots anywhere in the world currently, it makes me wonder what is in this bag of carrots besides carrots that justi…
I just explained to the cashier at CVS that my shirt was a Douglas Adams reference. Holding back a smile I said, “Yeah, this is the first in a four-part trilogy.”
No reaction.
Look, I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life, but I will recommend that every time Adobe® Acrobat™ updates itself and injects its extension into all browser configurations on the system without permission, you should remove it and re…
At my age, this is what “SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!” looks like.
I have a Proxmox cluster in my homelab that I'm considering selling, but I'd really love to have somebody take the whole enchilada. It's a good cluster, Brent.
4 x Intel NUC9VXQNX
- Xeon E-2286M 8 cores,16 vCPUs
- 64 Gb DDR4 2666 MHz
…
I made a paste of Vaseline® and cayenne pepper to keep the ants out of my hummingbird feeder. Hopefully this does the trick. If not, I'm escalating to double-sided tape.
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There are still projects in active development on SourceForge.
The upgrade is complete. I decommissioned a bunch of stuff:
- Netgate SG-5100 six port 1Gbe router
- Engenius EWS7928P 24 POE switch/controller
- 4 x Engenius EWS360AP POE WAP
- TRENDnet TEG-S708 10Gbe unmanaged switch
- TRENDnet TEG-S24g …
Found a photo of me showing off my new Star SG-10 dot matrix printer attached to my Atari 800XL.
Evidence presented.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
infosec.exchange
A cybersecurity & infosec server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Jan 2025
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2025 — 1 year ago.
👁️Averages 47 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.9× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
84/100
Excellent
- Est. 95% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~0.4× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
Est. authentic audience
95%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Software engineer, cycling enthusiast, maker, and fan of the Oxford comma.
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🔀 Audience overlap
EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
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