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🔥 Top post: Just getting ready to complain about the heat next week after 6 · 19 likes + reposts
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My new chairs.
Joe just outliving these mfs is icing.
My 18yo son just traveled to Japan with another friend for a month. They arrived this morning. 5am call, "Hey, so we are in a bit of a predicament."
Easy fix (he didn't check his email 🙄), but my heart. This is going to be a long month.
One of my sons has his last lc exam tomorrow. He just told me he can't wait for this stage of his life to begin where he has zero responsibilities. 😅
Today I successfully cooked and pronounced quinoa. I now identify as healthy.
This morning's text exchange.
My daughter (in Vegas): We went to the magic Mike show, guess who got chosen to be on stage...
My husband: Cool, did the magician saw you in half or make you disappear?
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🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~1.1% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
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