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Followers
33
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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Known for
2 views
This is the funniest one square comic of all time and all my coworkers are colluding to pretend it's not funny
1 views
dear god
this copy writer writing for an audience of people with OCD was just like lets light a fuse
1 views
the story of a breakup, as told by a smart scale
ever so slowly adding on weight
then putting on five pounds in a month
then not eating for two months and losing fifteen
then remembering to eat and putting back on five
📊 Post engagement
2
Avg engagement / post
6.1%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: i have no hate for twitter blue there are inherent flaws in the · 3 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.07 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.4×
Follows 85 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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no man ever steps in the same taqueria twice, for it's not the same burrito and he's not the same man
(went back to my 2021 spot and it was meh)
family group chat notifications off
taco bell app notifications on
that wasn't me getting teary eyed while listening to a Rivers Cuomo song in a busy downtown Starbucks crowded with tourists ordering their tropical butterfly lemonade refreshers
must have been someone who looked like me
This is the funniest one square comic of all time and all my coworkers are colluding to pretend it's not funny
"well that's not exactly true..."
- me, responding to a statement that is exactly true
After a team effort to untangle a mangled up slinky, my niece looked it over and proclaimed, "it's fixed ... but it's still damaged" and I could feel that one in my soul
whens the last time you had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
don't sleep on that
gotta admit, it's actually pretty funny that this kid who leaked all these intel docs did it to try and look impressive and it's resulted in every major news outlet in the world writing a piece asking, "why does this absolute nobody have a…
dear god
this copy writer writing for an audience of people with OCD was just like lets light a fuse
the story of a breakup, as told by a smart scale
ever so slowly adding on weight
then putting on five pounds in a month
then not eating for two months and losing fifteen
then remembering to eat and putting back on five
had a few drinks last night. woke up to a search history with "stream nash bridges"
This is the funniest one square comic of all time and all my coworkers are colluding to pretend it's not funny
"well that's not exactly true..."
- me, responding to a statement that is exactly true
After a team effort to untangle a mangled up slinky, my niece looked it over and proclaimed, "it's fixed ... but it's still damaged" and I could feel that one in my soul
whens the last time you had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
don't sleep on that
gotta admit, it's actually pretty funny that this kid who leaked all these intel docs did it to try and look impressive and it's resulted in every major news outlet in the world writing a piece asking, "why does this absolute nobody have a…
dear god
this copy writer writing for an audience of people with OCD was just like lets light a fuse
the story of a breakup, as told by a smart scale
ever so slowly adding on weight
then putting on five pounds in a month
then not eating for two months and losing fifteen
then remembering to eat and putting back on five
had a few drinks last night. woke up to a search history with "stream nash bridges"
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mstdn.party
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated76/100
Good
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
Medium
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~6.1% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Used to be at Mixpanel, before that Obama for America, before that I was a janitor. Now I'm at Sora.co. Data at Biden 2020 for a hot second. I make pizza & playlists
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