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Annandale, Little River Turnpike. A retired, pro-Trump dentist.
Bad news: I got "Sir"ed (sirred? Called sir.) at the gym tonight. Good news: He was like, "Damn, sir, you're as strong as hell." (I'm not, really, but he wasn't funning me.)
The rule of law doesn't matter any more, but for the sake of completion, here's my 2024 Porcupine Halloween Costume build: https://blog.joelogon.com/2025/09/halloween-2024-costume-build-porcupine.html
At 930 club to see Sleigh Bells. The first opener just finished. They don't go on until 10pm. Have I made a huge mistake?
I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed U2's Zooropa.
This might go down as classic thinking from before #thestupidestfamine, but no matter how deep the discount, if you ever see me buying canned La Choy hot & sour soup at the supermarket, just end me.
I'm a fan of #latenightgroceryshopping (as long as they haven't put away the produce for the night), but if you do it on the wrong night of the week, you might be there as they're switching prices from one week's specials to the next. And …
Was asked tonight, honestly and unironically (as far as I can tell) if I was a Mexican trapeze artist. (The answer, unfortunately, being no.}
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- Established account (3+ years old).
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