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Started a new job! Finally!
A lot of plans were waiting on this, including a return to socials. So now, I ask all who will hear:
...is there any excuse for an air popcorn popper to melt itself at operating temperature and lack an on/off sw…
Isn't it kind of terrifying that payment card companies basically get to skim off the entire US economy? That seems real bad.
I imagine the USPS's status as an independent agency would offer some "separation of power" and efficiency a nationalized internet service might lack.
Some would say, somehow, that taxes would go up. I've seen someone pay an extra customer…
I've been thinking, could US internet infrastructure could be incorporated into the USPS? It seems fitting for an organization so responsible for communications that it's authorized in the Constitution. Benjamin Franklin was the first Post…
I am pleased to report that following a ride in a rented (not my choice) 3-row Ford SUV that all of my opinions about oversized, heavy vehicles were correct. Make the leather seats as fancy as you'd like, the suspension is still fighting t…
"Neo-Confederate" is an accurate descriptor for contemporary Republicans, but it is not easily abbreviated and it is geographically misleading.
I suggest Latitude-Inclusive Proud Southerners as an alternative. It even spells 'LIPS," which …
To summarize: I would upload a car
Anyways, it's been a good, long while since I last humiliated my future self by writing a many-paragraph unqualified ramble into the unlimited public record of the internet, so I think I'll stop here. (5/5)
Besides being necessary and more possible than ever, an open-hardware electric car is desirable. Automakers' current approach to electric cars, which I'd summarize as "gigantic iPhones with the largest battery that'll fit" has exacerbated …
Dire necessity justifies the project, but I feel it is also the right time. Electric vehicles offer a unique promise of simplicity and longevity due to their lack of a traditional powertrain and the standardization of modern electronics. T…
The comical improbability of such a project is only justified by its necessity. Mozilla's "Privacy Not Included" report on the auto industry's products is universally terrible. I see no reason to believe the industry will improve in the fo…
I realize it's a "holy grail" beyond my credentials, comparable to "colonizing Mars," but I think the time is coming for an "open source" electric car.
On design, the auto industry is moving in an unacceptable direction of ever-increasing …
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- Est. 80% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
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- Established account (3+ years old).
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