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Followers
82
Account age
1 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
Estimated from audience size & typical reach — every deal is negotiable and held in SocialDB escrow.
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📊 Post engagement
2
Avg engagement / post
2.4%
Engagement vs followers
Sep 2024
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Contrary to what many mathematicians say, lemmas do not actually · 5 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.5 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.9×
Follows 96 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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tl;dr: “We are financing short-lived AI hardware with long-lived infrastructure debt.”
https://jalleninsights.substack.com/p/the-capex-trap-why-ais-real-risk
The kid here, 2ish, kid of the bartendress, has a shirt saying “I can’t fuckin’ read”
Unexpected adventure: repainting a compass rose at San Carlos airport
And I put some fertiliser down. and help me spend a lot of, so the lot to be working. The weird soul. You're lucky. right.
Found this on a different social media space and it’s really good - reframe their narrative
https://anthonymoser.github.io/writing/rhetoric/framing/kirby/2026/01/28/the-kirby-frame.html
Inspired, if one can say that, by @soaproot mentioning lemmas - which is just a funny, incomplete-sounding word.
Yes, I’m posting this twice
https://bird.makeup/users/ddale8/statuses/2004926891573346734
Note to self:
Bring your bike lock on your next ride.
#bicycle #sfba
Last night I dreamed I was working somewhere and I needed to create a Perl-to-something cross-compiler. It was very important to correct my co-workers, to show them the error of their ways.
#dreams
“if you're a cis man, and you decide being a man is what's right for you, understand that trans men have come to THE EXACT SAME DECISION you did.”
https://infosec.exchange/@JessTheUnstill/115770584215110883
Just read this maxim, which I need to think about:
“The brain’s primary purpose is deception, and the primary person to be deceived is the owner”
Unexpected adventure: repainting a compass rose at San Carlos airport
And I put some fertiliser down. and help me spend a lot of, so the lot to be working. The weird soul. You're lucky. right.
Found this on a different social media space and it’s really good - reframe their narrative
https://anthonymoser.github.io/writing/rhetoric/framing/kirby/2026/01/28/the-kirby-frame.html
Inspired, if one can say that, by @soaproot mentioning lemmas - which is just a funny, incomplete-sounding word.
Yes, I’m posting this twice
https://bird.makeup/users/ddale8/statuses/2004926891573346734
Note to self:
Bring your bike lock on your next ride.
#bicycle #sfba
Last night I dreamed I was working somewhere and I needed to create a Perl-to-something cross-compiler. It was very important to correct my co-workers, to show them the error of their ways.
#dreams
“if you're a cis man, and you decide being a man is what's right for you, understand that trans men have come to THE EXACT SAME DECISION you did.”
https://infosec.exchange/@JessTheUnstill/115770584215110883
Just read this maxim, which I need to think about:
“The brain’s primary purpose is deception, and the primary person to be deceived is the owner”
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
sfba.social
A the SF Bay Area server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Sep 2024
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2024 — 1 year ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.5× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
84/100
Excellent
Credibility score
95%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 95% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~2.4% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
I type /
computers do stuff /
there may be a connection.
Creator of https://sfba.social/@todays_pizza and http://sfba.social/@the_new_parkway_bot
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