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Lunch break at the sea side.
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The deer up here are getting pretty bold. Although I was rightly more scared of his antlers being 10m away than he was of my puny self.
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Creatures found on a day at the beach. Kid is now full of questions about how anemones and jellyfish live
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Lunch break at the sea side.
Creatures found on a day at the beach. Kid is now full of questions about how anemones and jellyfish live
Google Calendar Android app has stopped talking to MS Exchange server. A plague on both your houses! Which unfortunately are figuratively next door to my own house. Sigh.
Booked this week off on annual leave so of course I end up sick in hospital on Monday.
While walking in Argyll I encountered a unit of the Dutch Mountaineering Corps on a training exercise. Presumably the Swiss Navy were waiting in Loch Long for backup.
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00311-7 I'm one of those people with no "mind's eye" and it's totally wild finding out that most of you can basically hallucinate on demand!
Had an excellent afternoon in R-cade Glasgow playing retro games with the kid and friends. Shame that they're struggling so do check them out before it's too late! https://www.rcadeglasgow.com/post/savercade
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The deer up here are getting pretty bold. Although I was rightly more scared of his antlers being 10m away than he was of my puny self.
Rothesay 1 week ago vs Geneva today.
Happy new year to the poor guy who just accidentally invited all 6500 conda maintainers to review his pull request! https://github.com/conda-forge/staged-recipes/pull/28770#issuecomment-2573898875
I've not had a Linux laptop since 2006, but just installed #Kubuntu on a 10-year old MacBook Pro and it absolutely flies.
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